h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All times are approximate


7pm..ish Me,Ged, 2legs and Roymondo arrive at pub to find our reserved table occupied ..decide to wait for Genie to come and sort it out cos the landlord fancies her..
7.10 realise they've stopped doing food so send Ged to the 'spar' down the road for sandwiches..i knock my drink over.

7.20 2legs spends several minutes fingering my ring. Discussion on how to make bum sex less painful and the fact you can get vibrating willy rings in bromley poundland ensues.

730 Ged returns with munchies. Genie and Julie arrive.

745 text from savannah that she can't make it.. lots of mental hugs sent.

8pm table sorted..yay..Julie knocks Ged's drink over.

8.15 lots of pressies! all very surreal including a gay mag, a bag of dessicated coconut and a pair of glittery willy head boppers.

830.. Willy straws handed out to all..ged sucks his first willy..D'mons arrived..is offered a willy but refuses.

845..it is established that 2legs 'does m*nge'..roymondo offends barmaid.

9pm.. lesbo snogging, porn star poses, i almost fall up the stairs to the loos

920 roymondo is up dancing,the bar staff dont know what bitchrum is..

930 the badgers arrive..with stilton

10..me, 2legs and genie join the boogying..2legs picks up genie, and snogs roymondo..

10 10.. 'show me your i'm gay' declared best chat up line ever..

10 15..roymondo bites genies boob but claims it was his glasses wot did it..

11..ish.. all decide it would be funny to call fords and sing bohemian badgery to her..genie threatens to kidnap wee Jen Vibenstein

11.10..last orders ...noooooooooooooooooooo





more will come back to us later i'm sure..

That reads as if a good time was had by all

It seems pretty accurate.

But it *was* my glasses. Honest.

riggght..

There will be photies as soon as we find the upload cable..

Oooh, it got eded...me wanna read!!!! especially the bit about the drunken phone call.

There are several yikesable things in there but they are all true!

By the power of the cache & the web host:

http://www.mugfungus.com/serephinabidetmeetpost.txt

Fortunately i was able to read the original posting before it got d. It appears a splendid time was had by all...



Steve

Well, the only thing I can see that should be d is the singing of "Bohemian Badgery".

RF

*tuts*

Naughty Roymondo

I Quote...

"This Posting has been temporarily hidden, it contravenes the House Rules in some way. etc etc..."

Followed closely by...

"That reads as if a good time was had by all "


That tickles me...

Something is yikesd, and it equates to a good time! Excellent! I wish more of *my* good times deserved Yikesing!!

Sounds pretty accurate... you missed out the awful long wait outside pub for the taxi.... and the badgerisms and badgery of oasis

Traveller in Time on his head
"The evidence of the 'Bohemian Badgery' phone call is in 'Ford's Journal as well . Just confirming it was a real event. "

It was indeed. We must have startled the poor lass somewhat - we just dived straight in when she answered.

Who bloody yiksed my post?

Might have been the retro-filter. B*tchrum could have triggered it.

Traveller in Time reading 'mugfungus'
"Does it really matter ? we can reread your minutes in the fungus. "

surely the filter wouldve picked it up first time...

I just get annoyed by sad people..

Yes, you wouldn't be able to post it if it contained rude words.

Someone probably (mis)interpreted ring-fingering?

RF