h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The filter does pick things up later sometimes. It's one of those things!

I dread to think what'll happen if the filter saw the photos! Expecially a certain snogging one...

Traveller in Time on his head
"There seems to be a second level filther, this one kicks in only after some time. This filther scans for multiword phrases that may be offensive, the Journal seems to disappear if no replies are given jet but only refers the Journal to the Hosts instead of removing it. "

could be, 2legs hadn't 'seen' my engagement ring so was having a good feel of it..it just sounded funnier the way i wrote it.

as for the photos, i still can't find the damn cable to upload them genie won't have hers developed for a few days at least i expect..what about yours Roy? and someone seems to have deleted the pic of me with the willy staws up my nose..

These?

http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/roymondoh2g2/album?.dir=/1d32scd&urlhint=actn,ren%3as,1%3af,0

Not many of 'em I'm afraid.

thank god theres not many of them

didn't you have a disposable as well?

Nah, just the phone.

I WANT A FAG!

And relax.

maybe it was genies i saw you with then, im easily confused sober let alone as hammered as i was

no you dont..you just want one. i'm sure cup will give you something to suck if you ask nicely..

>>I WANT A FAG!

Well hello sailor

...What!?!?! I haven't had any for months and I'm gettin desperate here.

Ask cup if you can borrow the penis dummy to suck on

that just sounds so wrong

you could always give 8" a call

That willy dummy is not getting anywhere near my gob! I might suck on a straw though.

While many might find this hard to believe, I actually turned some *down* a few days back! There must be something very wrong with me.

what did it feel like to turn it down?; I've never had that experiance before

And what was 'audry the bum's opinon on you turning it down?

I'd forgotten about that! All together now:

FEED ME!

That's better.

no True! Not True!

whats not true?

ah, think i got it.. we called roys bum audry after he said it shouts feed me.. yours is just a bucket..

I do* not have a vaccuous bum! I've a small* bum!