h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i want to die. if god is all loving and his love is infinite, surely he loves me enough to kill me.

fuck. i just want to die.

god man you're suppoed to star that out! Why do you want to die so much? I used to want to die but I didn't commit suicide cos i knew people would miss me and I didn't want life to suddenly end

god man you're suppoed to star that out! Why do you want to die so much? I used to want to die but I didn't commit suicide cos i knew people would miss me and I didn't want life to suddenly end. Sorry, I'm not being very sympathetic. Sorry. I'm crap at the whole sympathetic lark. I'm a really horrible person.

Be honey.

No, look here, - PLEASE - I depend on you, friend, and you've helped me through my dark times and frankly, I don't know what I'd do without you. Truely.

I'd like to help you with whatever's the matter, and try to be as good at it as you've been - "Little things mean a lot", you know. I have to take this seriously, I've been through these things before. Sorry, I'm not too good at this, but I'm trying.

If you want to talk, I'm here...

Please, just reconsider and think things through, friend.

Trippy Nate... I think we must have been thinking the same things at the same time.

I'm with Tilly. Let's not let the world win this time.

what's wring with you anyway? I bet my life is worse. the grill almost caught fire again today. My dog is dying. He can't even stand up any more! My school is full of f***ing w**kers who enjoy making my life a TOTAL misery. I go to the worst school in the world! No one's talking to me! My boyfriend lives on the other side of the country so I can't see him! My life is real hard.

oh, and, I also have to wear glasses to see the board at school and people TOTALLY take the p*ss out of that. I bet you don't have to live with the constant torment I do. I cant help having crap eyes and looking like a freak but I'm still bollocked for it! And I'm getting loads of detentions for NO BLOODY REASON! And I need to translate something into french FOR GEOGRAPHY HOMEWORK! Life is crap crap crap.

Seriously. Are you taking the piss?

Are you aware how retarded you must sound? Why don't you wait until you have a clue what's wrong with someone before you jump in saying that you can't do your fucking homework and how sodding hard you think your insignificant life is?

You complain about how hard your life is when there are millions of people out there worse off than you. Boo fucking hoo, you can't see your boyfriend. Just listening to you going on about how awful you think your life is makes me feel sick.
I have no sympathy. You've never said anything that makes me think you're worthy of any.

Why did you even bother replying? If all you're going to do is make yourself sound stupid I'm not going to complain, but your arrogant attitude is something I will not put up with.

I am sick of people like you, so self absorbed that they insist that their problems are more worthy of attention than anybody elses. I am entitled to put my thoughts here, as it is MY personal space, but if you want to undermine them please do so in a more intelligent manner rather than complaining about the fact you wear glasses. Oh and by the way, I think I am right in saying that a lot of people wear glasses and you're just being pathetic to think that makes you worthy of anyones sympathy.

Ta ta

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Oh great, doesn't this just get better and better.

Look everyone. It's Lucy. I'm so thrilled. Please keep away from me.

ahem, MY DOG HAS JUST DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, and there was me mourning the loss of a human. HOW rude of me.

I'm crap at this. I've never been through such a bad time as that, so I won't say I have, but I've always valued you as a friend and I hope you get through this.

Nate dear, if you want to talk, I'll listen. If you want to reflect on things, I'll make you a mental cup of tea and be here for you when you want some inane chatter.

Think positive.

Think,.,.. Mikey...

I don't have to listen to you any more. I know you hate me. Well, I hate you more. f*** off. I'm unsubscribing now.

I'm not goddamn chasing you asking you to talk to me!

I know you don't like my personality, so why do you put yourself through talking to me?

I don't want to listen to you, but you didn't give me much choice. I didn't ask for you to insult me and try to trivialise my problems. So, urh, "f**k off".

*sigh*

One of these days that girl will shock us all and grow up.

What did I say that seemed like an invitation to insult me? As far as I'm aware, nowhere in that death wish did I declare that my life was worse than anyone elses.

But then someone told me what their life is like. And yes, my life IS worse.