h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm not going to HAGGLE about it.

I think that all the damsel's that frequent this arena have ELEGANCE and poise, whether they support the knights/varlets or are indifferent.'s and's to them all

I whole heartedly concur. It is something I have supported for years. I have never been one to agree with those CHINLESS wonders who attack or enslave them.
I bring and for the ladies.

it is ESSENTIAL that we knights do not get too friendly with the DamselsThey will only enslave us and make us obey their every whim,
Although come to think about it

the knight sir ANIMAL will always be friendly with the damsels, but will never be a slave, he gave to one, but that's the last ring, ever!

I'd rather spend a night with Kif's MYTHICAL dragon, than with one of you knights.

LACKING common sense I accidently wiped my hard drive clean last night. I have been all day trying to put things right. I am now sirkif as I was not allowed to use my old name when I re joined hootoo.
My and I are trying to get back to our old friends especially on this battlefield

Dozy old sod, you need some GINKOBILOBA to sharpen up your wits (and your lance). Never let a Blacksmith near a watch I say, typical of a self made man, never trust unskilled labour.

Hi Kif. have a old mate....Quack

Just to show that I'm only having a just look at one of the options they gave me WHEN I STUFFED IT UP

Quack (junior)

I have managed to PUT my other page back, so now I have two places from which to attack the varlets

'Allo Quack at one point I thought I had lost the battle field for ever<wah. it was a b***er getting back on but I've done it

Oh good grief! Sir Kif and Fearless triquack.... Now i've seen it all... 'THUMPS the wall is despair'

My getting lost from this site was a momentery SPASM and the damsels can thump the walls as much as they like, but if they try to thump the knights, we'll we'll.......cry

Aaahh so your ploy is to get SYMPATHY... Ok then Never let it be said that us damsels are heartless and uncaring.

If I could only re gain my YOUTH I would up to the damsels castle and let them make me feel better by giving me a

Well the THOUGHT of it would probably cure their migraines

In the meantime may you all be blessed with good sleep

A good sleep through the NIGHT is the best cure for migrains

THINGS Certianly seem to be hotting up here. Welcome back Lil, you are recovering I trust?

Apart from a touch of INDIGESTION I am recovering very well thank you LW

I trake NOTICE of that and wish you well