h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hah! you haven't the ENDURANCE for a fizzy pop you old Goat, and that Prof is just going along with the drift (and I do mean drift)

so the varlets can reach a higher level of EDUCATION, I'll fetch the catapult

You would be better employed catching a shuttle punt and making good your escape. You lot are CONDITIONED to believe that you are superior but you are only superior in the size of posterior, your days are numbered Knight 99...98...97... and counting

is that using the improberbility drive, co's I'm already in the cafe at the END of the universe, having a bacan sarnie!!

Yup, we already had that RECKONED......booooom....

We have NOTED your insolence Varlet a Knight is sending a . you wayto blow up your hovel so watch your ass-and you pigs as well of course

Need my beauty sleep, like I really need it ok 'night all...

night Quack old mate sweet dreams

nite TQ, take care mate

Night everyone.. just mind all the DETONATION wires as you walk across the fields!

I have ti tell you that the detontion wiresa our now INNOCIOUS my pet has eaten them ,

What are you Kif, SOUSED? A dragon with detonation wires inside, the meltdown could be dangerous. All it would have to do is hiccup and kaboom!!

think of the DESTRUCTION, if it decided to far...pass wind

How cleverly NOTICED Prof. Is that what they mean by Gone With The Wind?

I wish now I hadn't DECIDED to feed my exclusively on curry

Curry? I DEMAND to know who put you in charge of a dragon, how irresponsible

I found said whilst on a knightly, nightly MEANDER around the enchanted forest.
It was attempting to eat a damsel at the time and I lured it away with a Cornish pasty with curry sauce

I want to be in the Tower when the DISGORGES that Cornish pasty Would have been better to let him eat the Damsel. I can say that because it wasn't me or any Damsel that I know

Oh! I'd love to DIGEST a beautiful damsel, to cuddle etc, but round Ponte, forget itcan't afford a good knight like me(open to redicule)

Oh! I'd love to DIGEST a beautiful damsel, to cuddle etc, but round Ponte, forget itcan't afford a good knight like me(open to ridicule)