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I'm sure you're too LIKEABLE to cause problems

Don't you BELIEVE it I can be a littlesometimes

LEAVE well enough alone, that's what I say

Sir Kif gives VALUE for money on the battlefields of this thread and welcome back Sir Kif, you have been missed, I hope everything is ok

I had DELUDED myself I could cope with the battlefield and the O.U. having got my priorities right I have given up O.U. temporarily

Truth is the randy old Goat DENIED himself the sight of Damsel legs and couldn't cope any more.

Welcome back Kif have a and some , (before I mug you )

INDEED I would rather eat a than a Varlet's Quack, so you can stuff your foodie welcome, 'cos I'M gonna get on Bubbly>and eat. which is wot us posh knights do,

Did you really think that Sir Kif would be tricked into DETENTE by your pigs leftovers, Varlet? You can barely afford to give the swill away. Save it for yourself, you need all the sustenance you can get if you are going to take us all on.

Oh Bb, I have NOTICED how you leapt to my defence against the calmunies of the despicable Varlet. here is a just for you

Here we go again, DECIDEDLY dodgy duffer playing the smoochies with the Bimbo's in his new suit of gear made out of condemned donut fryers

You give me this with a CREDIBLE reason - but you're a Knight! I cannot help but suspect you have a hidden agenda. A kiss, a .....

BELIEVE me Damsel I always have an ulterior motive for anything I do Which is why I have ignored the Varlets ly ending and gone fore your easier BLE

I don't know what your getting on your high about. EVEN varlets become old duffers in the end

I NEVER expect anything other than bile and bad temper from the varlets, they are so jealous of us upper classes wot can speak proper and know which end of the knife to lick when we are dining

..... and how much longer the upper classes stay VERTICAL while at The Dirty Duck ......

That is because we LACK the ability of the Varlets to geton a sniff of the basmaids apron,

In the drinking stakes, the upper classes win it by a long CHALK

for we are not LACKING endurance when it comes to quaffing theand

aye, got to agree, us knights can supp enough alcohol to IGNITE a jet engine

I INTEND to give the biggest boozy bash for the knights the forest has ever seen. We will all get and see who can throw a varlet the furthest to win a barrel of,biggrin>