h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh! to be a DREAMER of days of yore, of knights/damsels and varlets, a romp in the hay, ale in the tavern, after, a joust for fun...sounds like a soap opera!!

In all the REALMS of this Kingdom, a day as you describe Sir Animal, is indeed a fantasy, a soap opera *sighs* I am destined to only fight off the Knights in a mock display of horror in the hope that some Knight might find my pluck refreshingly charming *sighs an even bigger sigh*

Oh Dear Lady... you must remember not to SMILE at all and sundry!

I have LIMITED experience in matters of the

Silly girl! I have tried to EDUCATE you Damsels and you still won't listen!

That's a bit OUTDATED Lil, nowadays a swift half of Lager and a draw on a spliff is all they get


what's all this sign on nonsense again, it wouldn't let me on unless I changed my name, then it let me use my old details

I am DEDICATED to my Damsel TQ..








eh?? I have know idea, unless one of the servers dropped out??

I shall learn with Lil's excellent guidance as she has taught me other areas. I fear I was suffering battle fatigue but after a short, sharp, shock (and I'm not referring to my recent clash of TQ!) normal service has been resumed and fighting off INDECENT Knights as been resumed.

I have heard it MENTIONED that there is the perfect partner somewhere, true!, but mine lives in Outer Mongolia and neither can afford the busfare

be not in DENIAL any longer BB, don`t forget that i have seen your pluck and a lovely pluck it is.In fact i have never seen a lovelier pluck than yours

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I'm resisting the urge to say the obvious chaps

Pluck, Pluck, Pluck, what a bunch of Pheasant Pluckers, all FLAILING about like they have codpieces made from the inside out skins of hedgehogs, all trying to attract the attention of the fickle Bimbo

AGAIN you address the damsels as bimbos TQ, whereas they are not. BB beware those that whisper in your ear, they have their own agenda. I shall still remain the defender of the damsels, no matter what slander is spread.Idle tittle tattle and lies shall not tarnish me for I know the true story.

I see LW is doing his SAINTLY knight act again,`tis not an agenda on his mind but more like a pudenda

TOTALLY unfair, Batty. Do you recall when Cuddly and I played tennis with you as the ball? I shall always continue to defend the damsels against the cruelity of such villians.

I've always been LOYAL to the damsels, til I got clouted by one, for wispering sweet nothings in her ear, all I said was "you don't sweat much for a big'un do yah!"

Lil might not be on for a while, she had a fall on some stairs and spent 4hrs in A/E, injuries unknown...

Ha!!, the only thing thing Knight Prof is lotal to is the ROYALTIES he gets from selling peephole space to the Damsels private rooms, (he also cheated me out of my season ticket discount)

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' and s for Lil.

Come come TQ we are All PROFESSIONALS around here. I'm sure if you found your discount gone it was mot prof's fault.


Offers sympathy for Lil and wishes for a speedy recovery.