h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

render me unconscious??? what DERISIVE talk is this
take that scurvy knave

Your aim is somewhat off centre there.I have VISITED a martal artist who has taught me many tricks and moves, so that your missles will miss.

I was beginning to be DETERED by knights being pleasant to damsels. But now Batty is back we can join forces. s loaded withs heading towards traitourous knights, damsels and varlets

go out for a RIDE on my trusty steed to check on the realm, its a good job I re-stocked with's. Now starts to throw in every direction's away







If I can hit everyone, no one will be jealous

So war has been declared, has it The DECISION has been made, the die cast.
Take That and that and that
and this prod and this,prod

I have NOTIFIED my 's's's and s that war is declared and they can attack at will. So you lot better

Why do you want to attack Will, you INFIDEL?

I've RALLIED my army and let battle commense. (star)=tracer, you lot can't see in the dark

Many an army ENVIED those tracers I believe

The knights are DIVIDED they fight each other while the damsels take advantage of me

Sir Kif! The damsels are DEDICATED to their charitable works to notice you leering from the sidelines!

One or two of the Damsels have DETACHED from the battle and slipped over to comfort me andes are available on occasion

It was all in your HEAD. You were dreaming again old knight!

HEADLESS old fool - bin smokin' beef again.

At least he tried to make SENSE of what was going on.. *hic*.. I am squiffy again!!

I notice thet lil has once again ENSURED she has a good supply of and inside her before she goes into battle

Well that should ensure him a even if it's from his or worse still - Venus...Aghhh...

Once again I am REDUCED to saying for a simpost ( I forgot to cap the bl**dy word anyway)

oi Varlet where's your 3 letters then?

Hi Quack

It lokks as though we DECIDED to post at the same time