h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There has obviously been some ILLEGAL activity but can we afford all these private detectives/

You have some GALL, barge brain, the only reason you don't want detectives involved is because of your unlawful smuggling activiies, yes we know all about the blow up

It would seem that TQ may have LITERALLY hit the nail on the head here.

... but who has LOYALTY to the damsels!!???

I am TOTALLY enthrall to the damsels and have decided to offer them the protection of my lonely mountain top castle. So come along girls and I will use protection

Careful Sir Kif.. their YELLS will be heard across the mountainside!!

They don't need protection from the SUPERCILLIOUS old fool, if he moves more than a few footsteps each hour his gets to such a level he blows a gasket (not a pretty sight), mind you he's not a pretty sight to start with.

What is the PURPOSE of his stories, I ask. he gets headaches standing on thick piled carpets.

I suppose it depends how high the carpets are piled but that's another matter, he uses SUPPOSITORIES for the headaches, or come to think of it, maybe that's why he gets headaches in the first place, in which case why does he use them......the mind boggles

My SOLE purpose in life is to rescue damsels, and thwart Varlets, so why are you upsetting me so

another SERIOUS error on The Quacks part, sinulposting with me take this and this

Oh good shot Sir Kif. TQ's always SOUSED anyway. Take no notice of him.

You two are DESTINED to suffer the wrath of Quack and my mighty army of s. Soused indeed I can held my likker with thesebst of them.

A hasty DENIAl what Shakepeare said was "Me thinks he doth protest too much"

It cannot be DENIED that The Quacks army are s fat, chipbuttie eating en useless fools. Apart from that they are quaite naice

Yup sorry, Sir Kif. the keyboard went into lower case instead of upper and my word was DENIAL. But I'll take your letters, as I LIKED youR joke.

Just as I thought, already your thoughts are elsewhere, fear has set in, before long you will have KEELED over and my army will march in, Kif will be the first of course, they like the crusty ones.

hubble dubble toil and trouble,fire burn cauldron bubble,what`s this i see before me???why `tis TQ with illusions of gender.....an army does TQ actually want us to believe that he is a LEADER.....best joke of the century

rofl

No matter what this false leader has in mind, we will be READY for him.

You are ready.. by standing about in the YARD?