h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well DEDUCED Kif old lad.

Ahoy mate

Dunno about your lokks - I've still got a full head - of HAIR that is

Dear Me!! This BEHAVIOUR can be so irritating..

I know luv, the HOUR is late so I will bid you a utopian night

(Hows that for an exit eh!)

As AMOROUS as ever TQ.. 'night and sleep well

it seens everyone is still SOMNULENT

did you have to ENTIRELY spoil the peace and quiet bucket brain

Hi Kif SIR kif

Please TQ .. Don't YELL!



Hiya

Tha Quack is probably ELIGIBLE for the looney bin now he spends all day ing I expect his brain atrophied, as for lil if I wanna shout I'll shout if i don wanna shout i'll get rid of me grand kids<rofl.

I will not be BULLIED by you Sir Kif.. I will give your Grandchildren E's.. that will make you life a misery!

Kif is already in trouble, he 'phoned the pizza shop for a crusty one with plenty on top but he MISDIALED and the Houses of Parliament sent him Anne Widdecombe.....

I bet his DISABILITIES soon improved when she turned up in his doorstep

Dunno, we'll only know that when the Smithy straightens out his armour (or should that be amour) and he gets out of INTENSIVE care.

All say Ahhhhhh.

Aaaahhh!!

No.. seriously.. His VERSION of what happens in the field differs from everyone else... Perhaps we should ask him why!

I note that Sir Kif is CONSPICUOUS by his absence, his version of everything always differs from everyone else, he's had many a pint on the strenght of that 'battle scar' but I know how he got it

I must admit to having my SUSPICIONS to those battle scars

You mean....really???....you have seen them???...that must have been some amourous ONSLAUGHT....wow!!!!!

*gasps* TQ Really.. I was only GATHERING the washing!

It's that time again may the good leave footprints on your life.