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Does anyone have any concrete experience of what actually goes into those generic 'elephants leg' donner kebabs?

Of ocourse, they mostly claim it's lamb, but it's not like real meat....

I know of one guy who cheerfully admits to putting stray cats in, but ( I hope ) he's just trying to scare me. Of course, trying to put me off my kebab doesn't work after 10 bottles of Newcastle brown, anyway...

I personally don't *want* to know... I feel safe and secure in with my lack of knowing...

Damn you for raising this doubt in my mind again! It's taken me years of practice to ignore the niggling doubt, and gnawing fear about what exactly goes into a donner...