h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Did someone say topic drift? Who did? You? Hey, I like that shirt. It's a nice colour. I had a puppy once that was very partial to that colour. He could sing. I can't sing, but I do it anyway and therefore everyone around me carried earplugs. Earplugs are odd looking things, don't you think? Sort of like corks. But corks are much more useful, and they float. But then again, so do earplugs. I don't know why I prefer corks to earplugs...

(And I didn't even have an itch to post. I'm just gullible.)

Where exactly is the topic drift? And how far away is it? Is it green?

Oohh... I'm not very partial to green... reminds me of the Great Gatsby and the "Green Light." I prefer orange... purple maybe...


Although, it would be nice if...

What was I going after? Hmmm...

I'm ready for senility

You guys kill me!

*ouch*

HEy! We don't kill, we only nibble daintily around the edges.

OH... is that what we're doing now? I'm game

No, that's not what we're doing now - only the Mouse does that. If you're going to eat, eat heartily - you never know when you're going to eat again (Hypoman's Internet survival tips, No. 1...)!

Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!

[and that is a quote - I'll leave you to figure out where it's from...)

well.....if you added "the poor" you would have a quote from the Dead Kennedys

Hey, what's wrong with the Great Gatsby? I *loved* that story! In fact, after that story, I myself began giving out green cards just like Daisy!

Isn't that a quote from some Megadeath song? You know, the one that goes "Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!"?

I was just listening to "Death on Two Legs", which is a very childish song, if you think about it. Calling names and going "AAhhh!"...

A topic drift is Purple. I know because I have been the cause of many of them, and if I have any say in the matter it's that deep reddish purple I love so much. Because a topic drift can't really be lavender, that's more of a HUAH! colour, don't you think?

And does it have to be topic drift? I'm not really fond of that term, as it sounds too much like "continental drift" whih makes people around these parts a bit u[pset... how about topic embellishment? Topic invention? Or no- Neglected Topic? I think it's acronym time....

Uh-oh!

Can this topic drift be green? That would be a rather pleasant change...

I have nothing against The Great Gatsby... but I do have something against green... envy!! I'm envious enough, I don't need it thrown back into my face.

I thought he was quoting me...

And thanks, Fenny! I thought this was purple.

No, it's not either of those, and I wasn't (deliberately) quoting you, Sporkulious...

I dunno... I rather like the idea of drifting around on bubbles. *pop!* Champagne anyone?

Ooh... is it all fizz?

Only the bubbly part.

(Said whilst floating on one of the escaped bubbles.)

How about Alice's Restaurant at the Army pschologist's office??

Attachs corks to hat. Flies flee

Shiny bubbles....

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