h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I sat for hours and hours waiting for this plan to hatch.
After getting a numb bumb.........
It transformed into this weird
It boinged out the door and goodness knows where it went after that.

I see....(doesn't)

To be honest, going to a Buddhist festival messes you up for for creating fiendish plans.
No more world domination for me.

Oh dear ... too much

Does this mean we need to call you "Zenderella" instead of Mistadrong?

That has to be just about a 9.9 on the ol' punnerometer.

I find that I start hatching an evil plot........
....and it's to make everyone happy.

*stalks a bar of as it passes through*

Oh sorry - did you say something?

*turns and pounces on the *

Mmmmmmm...

Is an evil plot something you'd find in
a graveyard for criminals?

How is making everyone happy evil?

Because we'd all be the same person, and get an identity crisis

Okay - so suppose he doesn't make "everyone" happy. He's still got Dopey, Sneezy and Doc available to him!

These are good jokes.
My congratulations to everyone
that's participating.

Where is the coming from.
Must be an infestation.
::Burrows into the skirting board::
Yep, it's a family of

Not a chocolate frog? I'm two cards off the set...

I don't have a problem with .
It's when rats starting showing up
that I start to worry.

Or hippopotomi

Yum!

Not that I have anything against hippos,
but I'd hate to get stepped on by one.

::Looks out the window::
Good grief it's a Godzilla and that giant from the Simpsons.
We need someone with a big mouth to save us all.