h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::leaves glass of blood for Mistadrong ::

Yeeeeeeeeeeha.

Aaww, you're so kind.
It's nice to see quality people come round.

Quality people!??? Yeah!??? Where!!???

They were unconcious in the corner
but they left after they came round.

A lol @ an article in the newspaper
about a report by the Good Pub Guide
denouncing the creative writing of pub menus.

An example:
"Scottish salmon digits heavenly dusted in
cracked black peppercorns." turned out to be
fish fingers.

*laughs* how completely bizarre

*hugs*

I love creativity!!!!

So......they were salmon fingers....with black pepper?

How !

FIsh don't have fingers!!!!

Not since Captain Birdseye came along.

Did he steal them? Does that make him light fingered?

Seen the advert?
What would the tabloids make of that in real life?

White haired old sailor lures children to his secret hideout
and plies them with his fish fingers.
mmmmmmm

REALLY!??? Grahm Norton's cool!??? YAY!!!

Mistadrong

Meanwhile, in a nearby cave, Tommy and Dick
Smothers are setting up a torture chamber
where they will sing (to the tune of "Onward
Christian Soldiers") several hundred verses
of "Lloyd George knew my father."

Mistadrong, I think I know what early childhood
influences made you what you are. As Steve Martin
says, Comedy isn't pretty.

Don't make fun of my little Mistadrong!!!!

Aw...*hugs *

We weren't D- he'll take it in good faith, I hope

Faith, Hope, Hallmark cards...

Those are rather odd names for the children ...

This is the last post ::toot-toot-tootle-toot::
for tonight.
Time to go to w*rk.<cubed>