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Mistadrong

pssssst... I think he fainted...

Oh where oh where did my little Mistadrong go...

Oh where oh were did he go???

With his fangs all pointy and his...


Wow - I didn't know I could sing so well!

I still don't

But at least MrD.s back

YAY!!! ... What about his back!??

Well, his back was here a few moments ago... but now it's gone again Along with his front and sides... Must have been a group decision

What here do you mean, Michele.

Here at this thread?
Or the here that's at "Who's Online?"
Or here on the planet?

Did he actually post anywhere?

Well, he posted on #1436...

But I think we scared him, he probably came back expecting the fangclub to be empty, dark and dusty, and then when I redecorated it, and he heard voices, he probably didn't know where he was...

So I think he's lost again!

Oh no!

Well, shall we call Lost and Found, or Missing Persons!??

Or maybe Missing Vampires? Maybe he's got amnesia, and doesn't remember how to get back to the fangclub?

Maybe we need to put out some blood,
so he can zero in on it and find his way
here.

Don't look at me - I've already donated a pint this month!

Dragonflies don't have much blood....

Fungi don't have any

Maybe that's what's wrong - between the lot of us we don't have enough blood to keep him here...

That's bloody awful ...

Isn't it though? I think he likes making us suffer...

*places hot-pink bean bag chairs around the fang club*

Well, what else can we offer him, then?

A new, rhinestone-studded coffin, maybe?
A date with Elvira, Mistress of the dark?
A set of "Addams Family" videos?

Ohhh! That should get him back Paul - I mean who would turn down those things?