h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*tees off*

FORE!

*dives for cover under the coffee table*

Shouldn't you be teeing off OUTSIDE Galen?

*crawls out from under the coffee table, brushing dust bunnies and dust rhinos off of her clothing*

Looks around - see's most people aren't in yet, puts a fresh pot of coffee on, sets out some assorted breads she made the night before (banana, zuchinna and cranberry-nut)

Nice shot and did'nt even hit the frame l give a thumb's up Course what do l know l use to yell at guy's on the course just as they were swingin.

meant zuchinni...

Well l can't even spell that one. Still l like the Veg. Good for a growin KID like me. Ahar

*Dodges ricocheting golf balls, thinking he`s going to have to establish some ground rules around here*

*Tries some zuchinni.......Mmmmmm...wonder what this is made of*

*Pins up notice*

PLEASE NOTE

"The management have gone to considerable expense to provide an area specifically designed for playing Golf, ie, THAT GRASSY BIT OUT THERE.
We would consider it a favour if players refrain from playing with their balls within the confines of the 19th Hole.
Balls will be removed from those ignoring this request.
Thank you for your co-operation"

thats a rather stiff penalty..

Well, you`ve got to be hard sometimes!

I see you're in tip-top form as usual Lurcher dear!

Just tryin` to protect the paying customers m`dear

Must say, though..it`s been a bit quiet since I put the notice up, I wonder why

Hey Dude, l get some Bean Juice. You know Java, Coffee. Nuthin in it either.

OK KID, I`ll join you in one of them. Make a change

Thinking of wandering off for a while, seem to be going round in circles at the moment. Things aint so much fun anymore, for some reason.
Probably best if I take a break...

Only if One could find one. l do.

Hi, Batty.

You are so lucky to have had a meal
cooked by the head honcho at Gourmet
Magazine. I use a few of their recipes
myself.

Hope your ankle heals soon.

As for that pothole....we'll
call it Harry. Harry Pothole!

And where do you think you are wondering off to Lurcher? You're not going to do one of your famous disappearing acts again without telling me are you?




(swamped this week... havn't been able to be on much myself!)

As if I would!

Thanks Paul. I've had meals where a celebrated chef arranged the menus (like cruise ships and such) but this is the first time I've had a meal actually made by a celebrated chef. It was worth every last bit of bruised ankle (and bruised pride) to go ahead and go to the breakfast rather than putting my ankle on ice.

One day at home was enough to tell me I wasn't cut out for a 'life at leisure' though. I'm back at the office with my foot propped on a garbage bin under the desk.

Lurcher dear you're not going to leave me in my weakened condition are you???

*Grabs ball as it whizzs by his head*

*strolls outside and turns to face the open door*

*places ball on ground*

*tees off*

FORE!!

Galen! Darn it, there are flesh folk in here, and someone could get hurt! Catch that ball again, and hit it *away* from the door from outside!

ooopppsss


sorry!

*catches ball*

*turns around*

*tees off*

FORE!!