A Conversation for S*T*A*T*S
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Started conversation Oct 1, 2001
*a phone in the S*T*A*T*S office rings. no one answers. after three rings an old fashioned answering machine picks up and plays its message*
BEEP
Um...Er...Yes... This is the Chief of S*P*A. Just wanted to drop by and ummm... drop the gauntlet so to speak. Our ward shall not be teased or tormented on our watch! Well... umm... There it is then. Thanks for your time.
Chief
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Oct 1, 2001
Well there we have it, most interesting......
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Big Bad Werewolf Posted Oct 2, 2001
Yes! And look at this.
*presses a button on the answering machine.*
See! We now have their phone number! The fools.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Oct 2, 2001
.... and one of their gauntlets that they dropped 
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Fadookie the Froody- Veggie Poetry@A2248733 Posted Apr 17, 2002
slinks up to the rafters and lies in wait
-FTF
<-- What is that suspicious-looking device?
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Apr 17, 2002
Turns on a reeeealy bright light. 
What is this???
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Fadookie the Froody- Veggie Poetry@A2248733 Posted Apr 20, 2002
Dissapears in a puff of candy sprinkles.
-FTF
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Apr 20, 2002
Mmmm. Candy sprinkles
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- 1: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Oct 1, 2001)
- 2: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Oct 1, 2001)
- 3: Big Bad Werewolf (Oct 2, 2001)
- 4: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Oct 2, 2001)
- 5: Fadookie the Froody- Veggie Poetry@A2248733 (Apr 17, 2002)
- 6: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Apr 17, 2002)
- 7: Fadookie the Froody- Veggie Poetry@A2248733 (Apr 20, 2002)
- 8: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Apr 20, 2002)
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