h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is it possible for a footless man to stub his toes?

Is my old School the new Black?

Which of the following is the coolest musical instrument in the world, the nose flute, the Autoharp, or the pan-fried scallops in a white wine sauce?

How angry this rocket launcher times seven?

Believe it or not, amputation.



Yes. Yes it is.



Hot pink is the new black. Old school is the old new black.



The Antarctican Beaver Flute is the coolest musical instrument in the world but out of the ones listed, the Autoharp edges out ahead of pan-fried scallops by a toe.



The square of the hypotenuse of the equilateral triangle dictates that the solution is the summation of all of life's despairs and hopes or to put it simply forty-two.

How many years till owls get cars?

Are you willing to become Awesome enough to be on the List of Awesomeness (A47947486)?!

If you pull all the petals off an infinite number of daisies, will you finally discover whether he (or she) loves you?

As humans developed cars to travel faster on the ground and as god developed owls to turn their heads around, owls are waiting for flying cars to travel faster in the air.



But, I am that awesome. Just ask my positive re-enforcer.



You'd be deflowering flowers till the end of time. She would have moved on to a man or woman less obsessed with defoliation.

Is Dan Shive's new site change for the better or worse? Explain.

Do you know what the best brand of batteries are?

Is Google God?

I have no feelings one way or another.



Assault and.



No, but its the archangel.

in a planet fight between Uranus and Neptune, who'd win?

At the midpoint of the Middle Ages, how many middle-aged people lived in the Middle East?

Honestly, it'd be a close fight. But with the embarassment of being overtaken by Pluto ever x number of years, I think Uranus will be fighting hard.



Seven.

Which is correct:

There are 24 plums on the apple tree

or

There is 24 plums on the apple tree.

?

There were 24 plums on the apple tree but then the rules of biology caught up with it and they combusted.

Assault: wrong, Correct: USBCell

How many days before a meeting must notices for it be sent out to college students?

What's the best weapon against a zombie ... in bed?

Should be at least a week.



Studies have shown that not a single zombie has ever been rogered to death so I'm going to have to go with bed napalm or a bed machete. For use in bed. Do not operate while drowsy.

Where can I buy a good spratcher?

what is a runcible spoon?