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What's the most unpopular television program?

Which SHOULD be the least popular?


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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

How many angles can dance on the head of a pin...





..eapple


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Terran

Can Awesomeness be scary?


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Post 4684

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing



Check with the Attorney General of East Dakota. He usually has a few top-quality spratchers laying around.



A character in the webcomic Dominic Deegan.



Most of C-Span



Fox's Top 100 Seizure Inducing Flashing Lights



Twice as much as can dance on the head of a fibulous rhubarb.



It can. Awesomeness is the state of provoking awe in people. Awe and fear are often related.


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Post 4685

Angus

If I give a crab a diamond shell will he try and pimp out the other crabs?


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Post 4686

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Does elephant-repellant spray work in the snow?


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Post 4687

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing



Naw. He'd have to have a purple leather shell for that. With a diamond shell, he'll just try to avoid Vogons.



Due to the rules of supply and demands and demographics, no. It does not.


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Post 4688

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

With what sport would you most closely associate Jupiter, Bringer of Jollity, from Gustav Holst's Planets suite?


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Post 4689

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Synchronized swimming.


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Post 4690

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

What sport would most normal people associate it with?


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Post 4691

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

What are the twelve herbs and spices in Colonel Sanders' secret recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken?


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Post 4692

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing



Ping pong?



Melange, grease, salt, pepper, thyme, cinnamon, sugar, paprika, oregano, more grease, and roofing nails.


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Post 4693

Angus

What's more painful a slap or a punch?


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Post 4694

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

How many babies will be born in the U.S. between 1:01 and 1:59 a.m. next Sunday morning?


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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing



A punch.



Seven billion.


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Post 4696

Angus

smiley - bubbly are those dots bees?


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Post 4697

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Yellowjackets. They love them some bubbly.


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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Do radishes weep?


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Post 4699

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Yes. Coincidentally, they weep champagne which explains why there are always yellowjackets buzzing around radishes.


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Angus

is it good champagne?


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