h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...*awakens from her dreams at the sound of the thunder clap...jumps up...runs around in circles trying to find what exploded...*

*gets trampled on by falling and stampeding people*

*removes a small from underneath himself*

Hey now, what's this??

Why is everyone running! calm yourselves! We are here for peace! Just chill out, guys!

Pandora, you okay, sweetie?

yep......just sorta' seems scarey here...sorta'...

Its quite all right. I can provide protection enough for all of us.

I don't mean to challange your manhood or nothin'...but whatcha' gonna' protect us with?! An umbrella or sumthin'?

*Ponders over the idea of someone challenging his manhood.*

Hmm? Oh, no, no. There are plenty of loose branches. And when in doubt, does carry around a bit of light arms...

Oh. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hids behind Mystrunner, figuring he can't shoot backwards...

...*yells back to VIP...*THAT'S WHAT THE GUY SAID 'BOUT WILLIAM TELLJUSSS BEFORE AN ARROW
PIERCEDHIS HEART!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ hey ...*holds her side...*
what am "I" running from?!? M-man would never shoot ME with that stupid cupid smilie I think I could use a place to sit
...*the roots of a tree forme a loverly seat for Pandora to rest the 'stich' in her side...* Ooooo Everything's so pretty.

Uh oh...

*hides behind a tree, out of sight*

Pandora? Are you alright? Have you found a friend?

Oh, great. The whole "Bad Mushrooms" deal.

*Fiddles around with some vials of antidote.*

I think it was the patch of poppies I went through...
or sumthin'.........Ooooo......pretty...

Poppies?? Were they big red ones?

yep...real big red ones. And on the other side of the field you could see The Emerald City. 'Course that's a
of a different color.

for those of you who may not know...and even if you do...
the of a different color was the schict that occurred inside The Em. City...remember? The and all the colors on it ... for some reason or other...there was a carriage inside the building...always pondered over that as a child. To make myslef at ease...I decided that in MY version...the people weren't too lazy to walk...it was just their version of an electric wheel chair or sumthin'...after all...they HAD all walked a very long way.
...*pets the root-seat as it has grown fuzzy...figures it must be a native fur tree or sumthin'...* Ooooo pretty...

She's swaying... oh... I have to get her... uh... I'll just try not to breathe too much!

*sprints through the poppies to try and haul Pandora out*

*the red poppies hold their breath as VIP passes, hoping they won't catch whatever Pandora is suffering from*


Opium poppies are *white*.........

They can be red, or pink too, we used to have some in our garden at home. Not that we ever made opium from them of course. But if you want Pandorsa to be suffering from something else my mouth waters at the prospect!

Delirium tremens?