h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What like this pretty one... mmm...

...*awakens...everything seems brighter...the sky bluer...the poopies no longer having an effect on her...she goes over to Mystrunners...*
I, er, well...I say, you won't go spreading it about, will you? I mean my silly behavior. It wasn't, I mean, I don't usually, well, I do sometimes become a little excited. But...Ooooo!!! Look at the beautiful ...holds out her hand and the butterfly lands on her fingertips...as she moves her fingers, the winged beauty walks along, playing on Pandora's hand as if they had always known eachother...* I juss love when this happens!
Anyone care to play with my friend? Be gental!
Ypu know, some people never have things like this land on them...it happens quiet often to me. When I was little, my grandmother saw one land on me and watched as I played with it. She became so excited! Of course I couldn't understand what she was saying because she forgot to speak English. But after that, I never had to do house w*rk again. Cuz I was special.
Wonder what it means?...*rubs two fingers together and many flying creatures land all about...*

Yes. EXACTLY like that one.

*Snatches flower away, gets pollen in his eyes, and collapses to the ground, unconcious.*

...*gets on knees and begins taking turns licking Mystrunner's eyes and blowing into his mouth...takes a HUGE needle from a pouch tied at her waist...the needle is filled with 'anti'-pollen...waits to see if the mouth-to-eye works before injecting him with the HUGE needle...*

Can you save him? I would hate for him to be under the influence because he saved me!


Crickey, I really am a helpless little princess here, aren't I!

Stand back...give him room!...*whispers...*would ya' mind fetchin' me a drink of cool water? M-man's eyes are pretty salty!...*returns to the lick-breath method of resussatation...*

*Through a series of movements unbidden by Mystrunner's mind, his legs jerk quickly and launches to his feet, panting.*

Just fine! Never felt better!

...*looks up from her place on the ground, kneeling...*
You're welcome.
Don't worry. We arn't gonna' tell anyone what's happened here. Are we your Royalness?

...*takes out note pad...makes note for new screenplay:lead role;
Hugh Grant...*

But of course. How about we go for a walk- *away* from the poppies?

Fine....*sticks a couple poopies into one of her pouches...just for safe keeping...*

*Tags along behind.*

Good. Let's leave the horrid things. Ug.

...*runs ahead of the others...*
...*a spread of wonderful things to eat await them on the blanket...a jug of mead and a pot of Earl Grey tea steam next to the china cups...*

Oh! Earl Grey Haven't had that in months!

Actually, that's a lie, I've had it *once* in months. Which isn't enough.

Yes, not enough indeed.

...*would speak, but mouth is full...*

and for me at the moment!

Someone really outta' eat the...*looks at Mystrunner...*

If Mystrunner won't then I will.. mmm,

nah. I'm not much of the person.

*Munches on *