h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

With a wave of my hand the fan club appears, filled with all sorts of stuff she would like.
For example, special edition DVDs of the Evil Dead trilogy, and The Exorcist 3 DVD.
And all of Steven King's novels.
Of course, that's just an example...

..... and Dogs of course, big ones with fangs, small ones with attitudes, all sizes and colours (but especially Red ).

Rambling - proud to be a member of your Fan Club.

wow! checks out the decor...hmm...
wall to wall tv screen, hooked up to the ultimate entertainment system, doors that creek and floating, free-formed apparitions serving up the boos and tending the bar.
sits down happily and fires up the p.c., slips in the Diablo 2 disc and plays her necromancer, Necrobaby.
The BBQ is tended by in the graveyard. I S T is on the Play station 2 with a copy of Devil May Cry, Vulpix, her 9 year old daughter, is happily playing Pokemon Snap.
Red Dog's Custom dog house is parked square in the middle, next to the sarcophagus, and he's settled on the couch with his lady, making small talk, planning nefarious things for the cats and drinking .
The carp is swimming around in the bathtub.
Over to the side a group of s are shooting darts at the dartboard with the picture on it.
Every once in a while, a shriek is heard coming from the dungeon below. The wind rattles the door, and the torches on the walls gutter, but they don't seem to notice.

I knew she find something to kept me busy. Flipping b-burgers wearing kiss the cook apron.

It's about time you had a fan club!!!!


Dancer

oh, cool, Dancer!
* off to build a dance floor for D and Red Dog*
Thanks for coming!
Have a boo.
(IST posting for mom. Her hands flared up)

Well, I am vegeterian, but thanks hands flared up??? what does that mean (sotty IST, I'm not a native english speaker)


Dancer

Her arthritis kicked in.
She'll be okay in a couple of hours.
says check out Monster U.

U?

I'm sorry, I've been awake too long now.


Dancer

Hurrah!

for xR
s for all xR fans

ly hugs for all the fans.
Over to the left, a table floats up, about 3 inches from the floor. On it are a deck of playing cards and several stacks of the following:
Poker chips, corn chips, boos, assorted munchies.
A tub of floats along side, and a table with pots of and
Ghost pulls up a floating chair and, donning her dealer's cap, begins to shuffle the cards. Her sleeves are held up by armbands resembling black garters, each adorned with a red silk rose.
"Poker, anyone?" She grins, "Name your game."

Deal me in! Whatever!, I`m a sucker for punishment
Just so long as the keeps flowin`

for added fun, get yourself a pack of cards, and deal out a hand. feel free to cheat.

Releases cards, which float in the air, then deal a hand to lurcher

*Walks in the room, in his new body, looks at cards dealt.*
I bet 3 Excalibur 2's from FF9.

*thinks, this ain`t according to Hoyle, folds, and waits to see what happens*

Come, Lurcher, I have a Tarot Deck, lets call some more ghosts in the room


Dancer

With or without the minor arcana, Dancer?

I've only used the Rider decks, and I'm not very good at it. Tell my fortune, Please? I love this stuff.
drifts over, looking interested. She's dressed in a White nightie and looks like one of those women in the old Dracula movies.
* bets a pint of heavy and a box of soda crackers.* I'll take 2 cards, deck.
*deck deals 2 cards, frowns, then tries to look cagey *

Congratulations, Ex-Rambling, on your new
fan club. I see you're preparing to do some
tarot stuff. This could be interesting.