h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Did I give you permission to dominate the world? If so, I certainly don't remember it. Normally, I'd have you murdered, mutilated, and milked (not necessarily in that order), but I'm low on troops at the moment, and I'm thinking that maybe we could team up or something.

My basic plans are somewhere around here: F81146?thread=159966&skip=200&show=20#p1742877

Note, the conversation goes on a bit, and it's not all about world domination, so don't feel that you necessarily have to read the whole thing.

Yeah, right, and no es for you!

Yeah!

And no loo brushes either, so there!

Shh! Don't tell him about the loo brushes.

Ouch, sorry! Why are we whispering?

I don't know. Why does one usually whisper?

Is he dangerous, you think? He was very friendly to me, and said he liked my poem.

Ah, now I see! He is trying to lure me over to his side, of course!

Perhaps, but I'm offering him a truce, now. If he doesn't accept, then I think we get to do nasty things to him.

Do like this ?
Or did you have even nastier things on you mind?

Well, I've actually invented several new, extremely nasty things, but I don't want to mention them here, as I'm afraid someone may try to infringe on my copyright.

Why isn't he ever coming? I find this a bit creepy. Maybe he is spying on us?

Maybe he's one of those odd people who has a life outside of H2G2.

When he logs back on, won't he be thrilled to find that a bizarre Arthbard-Leeneh conversation has started on his personal space?

Well, he should be kind of used to strange conversations I think - but not to having his plans about world domination thwarted. Or meddled with or whatever.

Well, when Mr. Fred "I'm gonna be the world dominator" Smith gets back, I'll have to decide whether he gets a low number or if he should be nearer to Streisand.

Why not drop him in a bucket of right away, and you wouldn't have to decide? Remember how hard it was for you last time.

I could do that, but I'd prefer to see if Fred "I'm gonna dominate the world" Smith is going to work with us or against us. I would hate to send a potential friend to fate previously reserved for bad pop singers and their fans.

Hmmm... well, he could of course be your general or what's-it-called. He seem to know a bit about strategies and such from his games - those are games, right? Maybe you just should let him do the dirty work and have all the s for yourself.

Yes. Let me eat . That way, he would get the pleasure of dominating the world while I get to be the person who tells everyone what to do.

It seems like an idea, of course, but we mustn't forget that he probably has ideas of his own. We might have to fight here.