h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Large shaggy Red Dog (with a strange hint of pink in his fur) lopes up to Cathouse and urinates on wall*

*Lopes off again to find some Pussy to abuse*

*wolf-whistles after Red Dog*
Here, boy....

I`m not that kind of Dog - besides you wouldn`t respect me in the morning.

Red

But we don't respect you in the afternoon or evening either, so what's the difference?

Miaow ow ow ow ow ... that hurt

Shouldn`t you be tidying up whats left of your garden, defusing the bomb or stopping us cloning sea ?

:hey, speak for yourself, i WANT me cloned. it's the REST of you that will suffer....

: besides, i've got a tail to clean...

* bathes tail*

(or what's left of it, anyway)

Should take half the time then

*ally zaps sea's tail back to normal*

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~spoiling spell manages to disrupt the healing process turning sea`s tail half tabby and half ginger~

Mmmm - very attractive sea

i think it looks lovely
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*sea looks dejectedly at her poor tail for a moment before deciding that it's quirky and neat, then continues to bathe it*

all the writing looks wrong..
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hootoo's been having problems.

as has my personal life.

*fumes*

the writing's ok now
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so is my personal life!

wahey!
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