A Conversation for The Ladies of the Octagonal Table
I's a poifect jentilman
PANAMA Started conversation Jul 28, 2001
You's is lookin' for jentilmen, well, dames, It you's lucky day
I's what you's is lookin' for.
I shave once a week when I takes a bath, even when I don'ts need it.
An I never scratch in personal places except when I'm pretty sure no one's lookin'.
I eat's good too, an' I uses all da silverware in da right order.
I only burps at the very end of the meal so's no one gets grossed out.
My breath is pretty good, at least my dog thinks so.
So whatcha say, ladies. Is I da one or what?
I's a poifect jentilman
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jul 28, 2001
Forsooth! A gentleman that speaketh in a way with which I am familiar!
Welcome, gentle sir. I am not a Dame, but a Lady. I am Lady Shea of New Amsterdam. I begeth pray, art thou from the pleasant island of Manhattan as well?
I's a poifect jentilman
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jul 28, 2001
*in the background, there are squeals of "A MAN!!!!"*
Ahem 
*Princess Buttercup shoves the door closed on the stampeding ladies*
From whence dost thou come, oh gentle sir? Verrily we wouldst welcome thee, we require but a position to grant thee.
I's a poifect jentilman
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jul 28, 2001
::Lady Shea pounds on the closed door::
Thou art being most unfair, Princess Buttercup!
I's a poifect jentilman
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jul 29, 2001
Oh OK, but don't hurt him, girls....
*opens the door a little*
I's a poifect jentilman
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jul 30, 2001
::Lady Shea enters the room, curtseys to the princess, then 
behind her back::
I's a poifect jentilman
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jul 30, 2001
Murmuring without even looking 'round.
"Verrily, 'twas thy turn to polish the silverwear, wert not, my lady?"
"And don't forget all the statues of my esteemed relatives."
I's a poifect jentilman
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jul 30, 2001
"Verily, tweren't my turn, Princess Buttercup! And I couldst never forget the statues of thy esteemed relatives!"
I's a poifect jentilman
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jul 30, 2001
"Yes, they do clutter the place so, do they not? Perhaps we shouldst persuade the footmen to get them out of the bathroom. Verrily they give me an eerie feeling as though my relatives were supervising the ladie's bathing, and thou must admit, 'tis a rather disconcerting thought."
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I's a poifect jentilman
- 1: PANAMA (Jul 28, 2001)
- 2: Shea the Sarcastic (Jul 28, 2001)
- 3: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jul 28, 2001)
- 4: Shea the Sarcastic (Jul 28, 2001)
- 5: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jul 29, 2001)
- 6: Shea the Sarcastic (Jul 30, 2001)
- 7: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jul 30, 2001)
- 8: Shea the Sarcastic (Jul 30, 2001)
- 9: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jul 30, 2001)
- 10: Shea the Sarcastic (Jul 30, 2001)
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