A Conversation for The Ladies of the Octagonal Table
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beanfoto Started conversation Jul 2, 2002
How dare you discriminate against us humble squires with vertigo, but possessing all the other requisite damsel tackle ( especially in the right tights).Could we not fan the flames of your ardour, if only we were allowed the use of the stairs, (stone only , none of this modern open plan stuff)?
Dragons no problem but ladders?
Have you never been adequately squired? Enough to forget this elitist knight stuff? I mean who stays behind while he's off to the Crusades and who has custody of the keys to the Chastity belt?
I ask you!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jul 2, 2002
Yeah, verily, he speaketh the truth! But how art thou to enter into the tower window without thy ladder, good squire?
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beanfoto Posted Jul 5, 2002
Ah yes seemest that I hath forgot to mention my pet dragon George ( got the name from some Turk he singed). Despite my ladder fears I feel myself safe when flying on dragonback and he's very useful for tower window peeking. Do you realise that the moles on your b*m form a perfect cross of the Knights of St.John?
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beanfoto Posted Jul 11, 2002
Guess I'll just take this rolled up parchment ( well, where else do you keep it ?) out of my tights and go then....
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 16, 2002
HYee heeeeee... 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jul 16, 2002
Thou must forgiveth me, good sir! For I was out of the kingdom for a sojourn. Please, taketh thine parchment back out of thine tights ...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 18, 2002
Errr....
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beanfoto Posted Jul 30, 2002
Yea well, I guesseth that is why I am a member of the Celibacy Forum.
( Disconsolately pats pet dragon and composes an Ode on his Lute)
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 30, 2002
Awwww.... 
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beanfoto Posted Jul 30, 2002
Yea verily plucking my lute alone hath brought many a tear to my eye...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 30, 2002
Awwwww.... 
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beanfoto Posted Aug 1, 2002
And blisters to my fingers.
For yea verily what point ist there, if my odes go unanswered, my ballads stay barren and my madrigals unsung?
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beanfoto Posted Aug 1, 2002
Oh personage of few words, and most of those of three letters....
(Question:- Is YEY appropriate in this enlightened century of the dragon and garderobe?)
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 15, 2002
Methinks the lady is off proclaiming YAY to her beloved. 
Hast thy dragon benefitted from it's oilment?
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- 1: beanfoto (Jul 2, 2002)
- 2: Shea the Sarcastic (Jul 2, 2002)
- 3: beanfoto (Jul 5, 2002)
- 4: beanfoto (Jul 9, 2002)
- 5: beanfoto (Jul 11, 2002)
- 6: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 16, 2002)
- 7: Shea the Sarcastic (Jul 16, 2002)
- 8: beanfoto (Jul 16, 2002)
- 9: Shea the Sarcastic (Jul 17, 2002)
- 10: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 18, 2002)
- 11: beanfoto (Jul 19, 2002)
- 12: beanfoto (Jul 30, 2002)
- 13: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 30, 2002)
- 14: beanfoto (Jul 30, 2002)
- 15: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 30, 2002)
- 16: beanfoto (Aug 1, 2002)
- 17: beanfoto (Aug 1, 2002)
- 18: beanfoto (Aug 6, 2002)
- 19: beanfoto (Aug 15, 2002)
- 20: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 15, 2002)
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