h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I feel we should stop with the reproductive/excretory system shots now, just as a curtesy to eachother

*shoots HDS with a giant paintball gun and runs to hide in the Oort Cloud*

Hey!

*Dives into the lesser Magalanic Cloud*

*throws a waterbaloon at Wonko's head*

ooh that's not a water balloon... it's Neptune!

*grabs neptune by the rings and wrings it, then flings it off into the sun*

*neptune passes through the Sun's center, stopping all fusion. It destabalizes the star and causes it to collapse. The shockwave spashes the system to dust, but HDS is fine, because he is thousands of lightyears away, hiding somewhere in the lesser Magalanic Cloud*

oooooooo Looky, looky what you did! If there were higher order gods than us, they'd be with you!

*Hides in Andromeda while Jehovah appears and kills HDS.*

*reincarnates and devours Jehova*


mmmmmmmm, good diety

*spits a bone at Hussassan*

try some, its delish. and only half the fat of your average demi-god

HDS, you just killed God, and not >a< god, >God<. Are you sure that was such a good idea?

*The gates of reality break down and Choronzon and his minions pour out and into the minds and sould of organics all over the Universe in
accordance with the prophecy of the Enochian Apocalypse.*

*The Four Horsepersons of the Christian Apocolypse ride forth, and cause the 3rd World War. Nuclear bombs rain down from on high and possessed living are destroyed. Then the Shadows come and destroy the Mind Walkers to their children, and their children's children, as it was written, in the Book of G'Quan*

*sits and laughs*

*s*

um apparently i have to take part in battle before im a proper goddess but as you seem to have destroyed all sense of order in the universe is there really any point?

I haven't heard that rule. You can Battle me if you want. I'm just ignoring the lower life forms (males)

Oh, and HDS loses cuz he just effectively destroyed the universe.

I can recreate it I suppose

*Recreates the Universe in his own image.*

Rather handsome, isn't it? *Stabs im in the back with a dragon's claw.*

and how did I destroy the universe? I only ruined two planets, theirs billions more to trash before I'v destroyed all of creation!

so sad to see that you stabbed yourself in the back Hussassan. im is usually a term used to describe oneself so i assume that you stabbed yourself. for future reference if you actually do want to do battle with me my name is Mad.
*vanishes to somwhere else and reappears behind Hussassan in time to garrotte him with a cheese cutting wire*

*grimices and flinches away*

oooh, that looks painful

*watches* You men, no stomach for battles!