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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 20, 2011
Ah, yes you could be right about that 
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shagbark Posted Dec 20, 2011
The NSDW provides mari-rae a stack of band-aids, and a tube of antibiotic ointment.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 20, 2011
Now all you need is something anti-parrot-ic
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shagbark Posted Dec 20, 2011
How about some music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a_bs-WtX0Q
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 21, 2011
"Now all you need is something anti-parrot-ic" [Pierce]
The question is, what would keep a parrot away? Does anyone know?
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mari-rae Posted Dec 21, 2011
*Has bandaids stuck over the raking claw marks on her scalp*
I'll google that! *Pulls out her 
*
http://www.birdbusters.com/
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 21, 2011
Hehehe, knowing Flint he will welcome those challenges muchly 
That Bali-hai singer had a lovely voice, Shagbark 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 22, 2011
I don't think the objective is to poison Flint, but to keep him far enough away that he doesn't injure anyone. Bird-proof netting sounds like a good thing to try. Trouble is, we don't want to let it prevent *us* from going where we want to go.
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shagbark Posted Dec 22, 2011
You've got to be kidding. Flint would rip that netting to shreds.
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shagbark Posted Dec 22, 2011
maybe we should hang a few of these on the yardarms
http://www.birdbusters.com/bird_flight_diverter.html
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 22, 2011
Over Flint's dead body
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 23, 2011
Is there no way to mediate a compromise? What does Flint really want? Maybe it's something we won't mind letting him have....
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mari-rae Posted Dec 23, 2011
I vote for these -
http://www.birdbusters.com/scare_bird_deterrent.html
paulh, you're sweet. Flint is basically an EVIL , but go ahead and try and reason with him.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 25, 2011
Can you reason with the storms from the north?
Make peace with the yellow fever?
Will you agree with the ultimate zero?
Chill out on the face of the sun?
Nah, didn't think so 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 26, 2011
I don't like the sound of those things, Pierce. If Flint is really as bad/unreasonable as them, what can we do?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 27, 2011
We can pray 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 27, 2011
And then what? 
[I take praying pirates about as seriously as sumo wrestlers who run marathons]
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 28, 2011
You SHOULD take sumo wrestlers running marathons seriously!
I'm not saying they are responsible for quakes - but can you prove they are not?
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- 5041: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 20, 2011)
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- 5044: shagbark (Dec 20, 2011)
- 5045: shagbark (Dec 21, 2011)
- 5046: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 21, 2011)
- 5047: mari-rae (Dec 21, 2011)
- 5048: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 21, 2011)
- 5049: Kes (Dec 22, 2011)
- 5050: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 22, 2011)
- 5051: shagbark (Dec 22, 2011)
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- 5053: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 22, 2011)
- 5054: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 23, 2011)
- 5055: mari-rae (Dec 23, 2011)
- 5056: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 25, 2011)
- 5057: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 26, 2011)
- 5058: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 27, 2011)
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- 5060: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 28, 2011)
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