h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ah, there it is. my well preserved tux. good thing we installed the space-time-continuum-distorter in the tuxedo hold. it still looks as new as the day i fremantled it

?

Who has been leaving marks all over the floor?

we did, remember?

No

sorry, luv

well, we'll just have to do it again then, don't we?

*wakes up under table*

where did she go

did you try the H2G2AS If she is not there then she is hiding in cyberspace.

i sent a spy bot looking for her

*leaves a note on the table. it reads: "gone to take our 42 for a walk"*

*thinks for a moment, then adds: "on second thought, think i'll feed them first"*

*leaves for the holds*

What do you want?

If you don't see Captain Pierce it is because he is at a tavern in Atlantis.

You might try looking here
*the captain steps into the airlock*

follow me, my precious, and behold the wonders of atlantis

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Sven hammers loudly on the cabin door 'Cap'n Pierce needed aloft sire' 'Pele gone missing'

just wanted to hear how you are doing, admiral

hope you are doing fine?

I am thank you.

How about you? You must have been pirating for nearly a decade now? How is trade?

let's just say i was a lot busier when you were aboard

actually things aren't that bad. not so many pirates active here as there used to be, but that's all right. i designed this ship so it would be able to sail the waves of the internet alone - even without me being here

shagbark drops off a barrel of whiskey
Here is the captains share from our latest raid.
alec seems to think it was imported from Korea but I contend
the container was from Korea but the contents were brewed at Dallas Dru.