A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
cabin #86
corndolly Started conversation Mar 26, 2002
hello....welcome to my cabin.have a seat,help yourself to a or whatever you like to drink.
i love having visitors,and Cyril the cat often comes in for his and saucer of milk.
my cabin is lavishly furnished,with beautiful artifacts from around the world.it's filled wit beautiful
aromas from scented candles and incense,with a background of tranquil music.
if you go to the porthole at midday it can take you to any moment of time that you would like to go.
even into the future.but you can only use this porthole with my permission as my room is my private place
and you need to ask me for the key to my cabin door.
please visit me when you have the time.would love to meet you all.have fun!! chat soon,
cabin #86
Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Mar 26, 2002
'ning corndolly...
welcome aboard this mighty vessel
*helps self to *
i'm the ships trician, if anything needs fixing let me know.
you can find me in the generator room, although the way there tends to get clogged up with backlog sometimes.
mmm...nice coffee...
alec.
cabin #86
corndolly Posted Mar 26, 2002
hiya...pleased to meet you.
well i may need your services later..my toaster is a little bit dodgy...Titania
accidently knocked her vodka into it!!
it's not been right since. anyway,trust i shall see you again soon.
till then,have fun!!x
corndolly's blues..
corndolly Posted Mar 27, 2002
hello ..i am experiencing problems accessing some parts of the site.also i can't always reply to mssgs.
i found out that because i am with NTL DIGITAL this is not 100% suitable to access.so please will you all bear with
me..i'm trying my best!!
thanx a lot..xx
corndolly's blues..
plato <surfer> Posted Mar 27, 2002
ugh... the internet really is a horrible invention...
Hey Corndolly, Alec and Kes!
*pulling cart behind him*
for all!
thanx..
corndolly Posted Mar 28, 2002
hello again..well the problem i'm having now is i can't read all of the mssgs from people as half of
the mssgs are cut off at the left-hand side of my screen!!
i'm finding it hard to get the 'gist' of some mssgs..it's driving me loopy!!
ah well,i'll plod on regardless..coz i love the site and also the people i've
met so far!! have fun then...chat soon.xx
xxx
thanx..
Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Mar 28, 2002
............................Is that any better ?
............................Can you hear me now corndolly?
............................*alec helps himself to some
............................ and starts looking around
............................for the CAT 5 cable that must be
............................somewhere in here.
............................alec.
thanx..
Kes Posted Mar 29, 2002
Is that the blue cable with the RJ thingy on the end, or the blue cable with the RJ thingy on the end?
thanx..
Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Mar 30, 2002
...you mean...
they're both there!!!
... isn't one s'posed to be input and the other out ???
does it matter if we get them bass ackwards???
alec.
('scuse us corndolly, we'll be finished here in a moment...
...you will love this toast)
thanx..
Kes Posted Apr 1, 2002
*With deft use of a convenient teaspoon and a length of dental floss, Kes fits one of the blue RJ whatsit cables securely into the USB port on the toaster*
There! That should do it! Fire her up!
*Inserts two slices of wheatmeal, and takes cover behind the sofa*
thanx..
Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Apr 1, 2002
*a mere six hours later, alec strolls in...*
*sees kes behind sofa*
*presses big red 'toast it now' button and takes cover also.
/\TALKIE TOASTER
alec.
thanx..
Kes Posted Apr 2, 2002
Hi Alec ... I just thought! There are eight different ways you could insert a slice of bread into a toaster (not including "sideways"). It could take a while to debug this!
*Removes slices, puts one back in "upside down". Ducks for cover*
thanx..
Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Apr 16, 2002
</TALKIE TOASTER:
"If you would like some toast, please insert all your bread now"
"If you would like some marmalade on it, ...
...our office hours are between 0315 and 0327, monday through monday"
"If you want to know my opinion, press '1' ...just then "
"to repeat these options, press.......ffffzzzzzttt."
"thankyou for your cooperation...do not move"
alec.
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cabin #86
- 1: corndolly (Mar 26, 2002)
- 2: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Mar 26, 2002)
- 3: corndolly (Mar 26, 2002)
- 4: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Mar 26, 2002)
- 5: Kes (Mar 27, 2002)
- 6: corndolly (Mar 27, 2002)
- 7: plato <surfer> (Mar 27, 2002)
- 8: corndolly (Mar 28, 2002)
- 9: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Mar 28, 2002)
- 10: Kes (Mar 29, 2002)
- 11: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Mar 30, 2002)
- 12: Cyril the Cat (Mar 31, 2002)
- 13: Kes (Apr 1, 2002)
- 14: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Apr 1, 2002)
- 15: Kes (Apr 2, 2002)
- 16: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 7, 2002)
- 17: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Apr 16, 2002)
- 18: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 26, 2002)
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