A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Bagheera: Spellchecker, Grammarian Pedant, Semiquavering Secretary and member of the Punctuation Police Started conversation Dec 27, 2001
Better put in my cabin request before the sun goes over the yardarm as the crew seems to be growing amazingly fast!
Being an outdoors type, I prefer to sleep on deck. I'll be happy to kip on the foc'stle, as long as there's somewhere handy I can stash my T.A.R.D.I.S. bag ('bout the size of your average 
but you'll be amazed how much I've got in it!).
I know you've already got a Ship's 
on the roster, but I promise I won't try to muscle in on your territory. Perhaps yopu could use a bit of claw and sinew to keep some of these reprobates in their places, though?
Fancied a change from the Jungle: being divebombed by every
who thinks it's funny, or pelted with 
by every monkey with a warped sense of humour is enough to make anyone 
Between us we can keep the ship rat-free, and meep this rabble in some sort of order, though! 
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tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Posted Dec 27, 2001
*taking a walk along the deck he nearly falls over a sleeping panther*
AAAHHHHHHH
*quickly slaps his hand over his mouth to stop himself from making any noise and waking the panther up. Tiptoes around it*
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Bagheera: Spellchecker, Grammarian Pedant, Semiquavering Secretary and member of the Punctuation Police Posted Dec 27, 2001
What makes you think Bagheera sleeps?
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tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Posted Dec 27, 2001
*stands stock still (apart from every limb in his body shaking), contemplates as to whether he can out run it*
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plato <surfer> Posted Dec 27, 2001
*runs in*
Hello Bagheera! Hey Tuc, why so silent?
Anyways, welcome aboard and all that...Oh yes... this is for you!
*tosses him a cloth bag*
ok ok... inside here you'll find...
a wrench, a toothbrush, a basic dagger(fitted for paws), a pair of infra-red goggles and some licourice allsorts...
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Bagheera: Spellchecker, Grammarian Pedant, Semiquavering Secretary and member of the Punctuation Police Posted Dec 27, 2001
Infra-red goggles! 
*places dagger, wrench and infra-red goggles in Tardis bag:
investigates content of Liquor-ish Allsorts box*
"WHO'S EATEN ALL THE PINK COCONUT ONES??????????? " 
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tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Posted Dec 28, 2001
While the panther is distracted by plato he rushes off to find a safe place to hide
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 30, 2001
*strolls by*
welcome, black cat. good to see you!
oh, hi, tuc - why are you hiding in that closet?
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- 1: Bagheera: Spellchecker, Grammarian Pedant, Semiquavering Secretary and member of the Punctuation Police (Dec 27, 2001)
- 2: tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page (Dec 27, 2001)
- 3: Bagheera: Spellchecker, Grammarian Pedant, Semiquavering Secretary and member of the Punctuation Police (Dec 27, 2001)
- 4: tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page (Dec 27, 2001)
- 5: plato <surfer> (Dec 27, 2001)
- 6: Bagheera: Spellchecker, Grammarian Pedant, Semiquavering Secretary and member of the Punctuation Police (Dec 27, 2001)
- 7: plato <surfer> (Dec 27, 2001)
- 8: tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page (Dec 28, 2001)
- 9: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 30, 2001)
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