h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Gee, thanks Kes, I was worried you wanted me to send it back to you! HA!
You're all just sooooo punny*takes out notebook & writes: never-ever become involved with punsor was that to have been nuns?Stay away from both...just to be on the safe side*

Avoid nuns ...and stay clear of any monk-ey business too!

We are not a--eed











I think this must be my worst pun *ever* - especially as we don't have areal -smiley

Hahahahahahaha....when you're right, you're right! I agree...& that's truely saying alot.....since you seem to BREATH puns!

*takes a broom & tries to shoo Kes away before he becomes
'hooked' on Pierce's puns!* Ahhhh-Haaa!

Kes becomes mildly (p)irate at the thought!

Oh my god - I seem to be out-punned...

A crime to fit the pun-ishment, perhaps?

If THIS keeps up...they'er going to toss us into the knick-herse &
drive us off!

*Enters, but quickly backs into a corner from the foul odor in the room.*

Pan,tease me not! You lot aren't throwing around mouldering, mucky puns are you? That could be a grave mistake.

Oh, come one. We are just having a puny bit of pun

Indeed we are, apun my word!

...puns have feeling too ya' know...and I think we've pun-ctured the outta' 'em!

Mari-rae...come out of the corner with yer Dukes up...or Knights,
or any Royalty will do.

::steps out to slips into a dry martini::















::steps back in::
Ok. Hi.

Here ya' go Mari-rae, toss THIS around for awhile

*Looks at Joe Like a hungry wolf looks at pork-chop* Gee,
put a couple olives on your fingers & I'll have a tall, cool glass of
YOU! Shaken, not stirred!

*enters*
1001???
Strange...
*leaves*

ACHOO!Dang. Look at all the cob webs & dust!
...*blows the dust off a bottle of Island Rum...*What the
...*writes Floh's name in the dust & the date...*

*Sleeps on ..... fingers still wrapped tightly around afore-mentioned bottle of rum ....*

...*after several tries at getting the Rum from Kes...Pan quietly removes her saber from it's half sheath...wonders if she should just wake Kes up or cut sumethin' off...*
decisions, decisions, what to do, what to do?

::wanders in with a bottle of rum::
Hey everyone.

Hey Joe, howzzzit, er, hello.
I see by the bottle in your hand you have rum. Mind if we pour a wee bit on Kes' head? He may then awaken and release the bottle of rum....*coos in Joe's ear...*my throat's so dry I couldn't even swollow your tongue at the mo.