h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*moves in*

Hello Galaxy Babe, welcome abord!

I'm Light, I run the Lighthouse Bar in Cabin 13, feel free to drop in anytime! I'm sorry you missed some of the party yesterday but Kheldar *looks dreamily when thinking about him * is still playing records in the Main Messroom ...

to find Cabin 13

Hello, I'm Caerwynn, ship's Seamstress.

Please call in to Cabin #10 should you require my services. Professional and discreet service at all times, no task too large or too small!

But right now I'm off to the bar, spent the last week frantically sewing for Light's party, time to catch up with some !

Hi, GB! I hope you enjoy your staying on board.
I am the gardener of this ship. If you need anything made of plants (eg and other flowers, bananas, tequila, etc) you can find me in the greenhouse.

* knocks and enters carrying a pot of and a plate of *

Hi AGB, I thought you might like these. How are you finding life on the ocean wave?

Trying to find my sealegs...

You know, it's better to be yourself, you'll never notice the waves.

I think staying drunk helps some people, others suggest fresh fruit. Maybe a would work?

Can't stand the sight of blood.....

* knocks and leaves a glass of purple / blue cloudy liquid with a note saying I thought this might help! It is a special anti sea sickness cure once recommended by a salty old sea dog I met many years ago! It is strong, so please drink slowly, but hopefully it should do the trick. Hope you start to feel better soon. *

*looks at liquid*


*drinks*

*head down sink*

Welcome aboard, AGB

Hmmm, I'd better as Alec Trician to fit an anti-rolling-device to this fine cabin of yours. You won't feel the sea at all!

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*pushes door open gingerly, trying not to look at the floor*

Hello Galaxy Babe...Captain Price asked me to stop by and have a look at the roll control and the pitch switch...you see, the boat hardly wobbles 'cause of the size, but just to give the feel of a smaller vessel, like a 16th Century pirate-ship, each cabin has an individually adjustable environment,
...now then, just a mo'...it's got to be around here somewhere...ah just look at that...its turned up to the max...

*turns control anticlockwise...violent pitching and rolling ceases...a certain calm and peace pervades AGB's cabin, birds can be heard twittering in the background, a shaft of sunlight beams through the porthole,...through it, a school of dolphin are seen to break the surface in a series of graceful leaps...*

*the floor is clean and the smell of fresh salt air begins to replace the previous er atmosphere...*

'ok? hope you feel better...anything else i can do for you, just pop down to the generator room...

alec.

* leaves a morning and for AGB *

Morning, this cabin seems somehow different, somehow more relaxing, definitely better. How are you feeling now?

*looks up from bunk*

Thank you....are we in port?
I really don't think I am cut out for life on the ocean wave.


*steps gingerly down*

ooh, terra firma.

Is the rest of the ship fitted with this anti-rolling devise?
I really need to leave this cabin...
I'll be back later

MUCH later, it seems