A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam

The Bridge

Post 981

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

~ring ring ring~

Captain, I have lowered the Jolly Roger to half staff in honor of Thor Heyerdahl's life.


The Bridge

Post 982

Floh Fortuneswell

smiley - steamYou didn't WANT to visit the Canary Islands? But we HAVE to. Especially La Gomera.


The Bridge

Post 983

shagbark

calm down. I told you I changed my mind. I agree we definitely should


The Bridge

Post 984

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)




~Somebody get the Navigator's attention... hello? hello? Navigator? We would like to leave Madeira and go to the Canaries now, please... hello?~

smiley - bigeyes


The Bridge

Post 985

Floh Fortuneswell

smiley - erm
Helmsman...






...


The Bridge

Post 986

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

okay then - off to the smiley - chicksmiley - chick islands smiley - tongueout

smiley - pirate


The Bridge

Post 987

DeepThought

Get down you idiots... we're still under attack, U know!


The Bridge

Post 988

DeepThought

who is that idiot?


The Bridge

Post 989

Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still)

...smiley - smiley

alec.smiley - clown


The Bridge

Post 990

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

ah, attack-schmattack

no match for us, i'm sure smiley - cool

smiley - pirate


The Bridge

Post 991

Kes

*Puts on tin hat (in case of further attack) and emerges from under the chart table.*
Right! The canaries it is then ...Start main engines ... Blow lots of wind into all sails ... Canaries here we come ..send off some carrier pigeons to warn the Canaries. Move that Rigar off the chart table so I can see the map ... (i.e. budge a rigar smiley - silly) Who's the Helmsman today? Albert Ross? (Think about it) .....


The Bridge

Post 992

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

~I got it! I got it! Wait... smiley - huh Madge Pie I don't. smiley - silly~


The Bridge

Post 993

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

~ring ring ring~

Are those people in that other ship SHOOTING at us?? A cannonball just whizzed by our Figurehead! smiley - yikes


The Bridge

Post 994

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

i say shoot back and ask later! smiley - rocket

smiley - pirate


The Bridge

Post 995

shagbark

Is Yossarian at the cannons today? Have we got them loaded and ready to return fire?


The Bridge

Post 996

recrash


we are under attack! someone sent a torpedo into the extended Sickbay, and i nearly got swept off the deck with close-range grapeshot.

sir! ready when you are!


The Bridge

Post 997

recrash


http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A734735


The Bridge

Post 998

Floh Fortuneswell

Ready when he? He?? He hehehehe smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh


The Bridge

Post 999

recrash



The Bridge

Post 1000

shagbark

Somebody raise that Jolly Roger. Notify the cannoneers, fire at will.


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