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But swearing is the foundation of our society, we can't live without it.
E-mail me more often, dude. Puh-leeze.
Goals...you don't want to hear my goals.

"Why are you depressed anyway? You've got ambition and a girlfriend."
Because stupid chemicals in my head like to run about a lot. That's my reasoning anyway. I've recently been wondering whether I'm bipolar, considering recent immense variations in how I feel...alas.
Ambition - Eh?
Girlfriend - She's just as f****d up as me. Go on, imagine me doubled. It'd be like an attack of the clones.(Which will be a s**t film. They all are. Ahem.)

"I'm lacking both currently and I've still mananged to avoid thinking about raiding the kitchen drawer for at least 48 hours."
Urgh, I'll be back to that routine once back at school on monday, it's easier once school is on as I can't grab a quick snack.
Sorry, I mean "No! Don't do that! You'll become ill!!!!11!!!!1" or something.

Yours,
Not Brian.


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Post 122

Good Angel - recently become obsessed to the point of psychosis with the film 'Bio-Dome'

yeah, and Jas, can you stop crying into my lap please? It's just that the dye comes out these trousers...

I said something about a small yacht yesterday and it was either to you or Gus, can you remember what the hell I was talking about?

smiley - angel


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Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c

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