h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*creeps in quietly not wanting to wake Wolpertinger*

Croissants are difficult to eat while posting to h2g2.

Wolpertinger wide awake now. Slept enough.
I R going look for Muse of Wolpertingers.
Thank you for letting Wolpertinger sleep here.

*runs towards a wall (not the wall with the door), but instead of hitting it, disappears suddenly*

*s in, all excited*

everyone! How you all doin'?

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love the new smileys

*has some *

On second thought, I think I will have some instead

I'm so excited
I hope there will be a towel

Oh wow, , how will I have time for now?

Hello Vogonpoet
How do you like the new smileys?

UP THE REVOLUTION
BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE

What happened to everybody
Did you all get abducted by a or something?

Did they take you from to ?

What were the like?

UP THE REVOLUTION
BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE

*walks in following *

**

Who didn't wipe their feet?

Who cares? I am very happy because we have new smileys.

for everyone.

*sits on floor rather than the chestdefiled sofa *

*sits on floor with Deackie*

*waits for the to come*
*it doesn't come*

Hello Deackie
Whats up???
I wish there was a new smiley

*Spots a hovering its way into the green room*
*watches as the heads toward the wall of the green room*

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!
They are going to crash!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quick!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Phreako pulls a lever causing the bouncy green padding and the bouncy green castle to come out and cover the floor, walls, and ceiling*
*the accidentally hovers into the padded bouncy wall and bounces off into another padded bouncy wall and continues to bounce around the room*

Nobody retract the padding or the will crash

I wonder how long it will take for the to stop rebounding. Any s here who could work it out?

I guess we will just have to wait and see
Just don't let the bouncing hit you in the head because that would hurt a lot.

*pulls a lever and a small cupboard appears.*
*opens the cupboard and removes an inflatable crash helmet*
*puts crash helmet on*

I've just posted my first lymerick line. I think that deserves a drink. But which one? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Oh, it's not good to have too much choice.

*takes a second crash helmet out of the cubbard and puts it on*
*quickly closes the cubbard so that the doesn't bounce into it*

I don't know what drink you should have
Close your eyes and pick one at random

Anyway, congradulations on posting your very first limerick line

I just wrote my first guide entry

WELL done

I Like these new smlies