h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*bobs along on the cealing squealing in delight at the cealingness of it all

Does this place still have a cloud 9 fitted?

Sure does and dusty bin, the inflatible sofa the inflatible ashtray, the inflatible bed, and there may be more I'm not sure

A rolf haris painting, cave, red/green chesterfeild sofa.............

Must be a big room
*continues rolling over the cealing in delighted cealing admeration

*Buries head in shame* earlier typo due to pressure of hiding posting and pretending to look interested in the dept of health website

If I tied a piece of string to 2Legs ankle he'd make a good novelty balloon bobbing around up there.

Barman! I'll have whatever he's had

didn't there used to be stuff on the ceiling?

Hmmmm: Mushrooms I think, but i think they all ended up in the dusty bin?
*bobs down from cealing and presses large red button again

didn't i eat them? i forgot if i managed to...

I'm not sure, i think they appeared whilst i was away from internet for a few weeks over Christmas or summer hol#1 summer hol#2 or something

*plops down in beanbag*

A beanbag? where did that come from I do hope its an inflatible beanbag? is that possible?
*jumps up onto cloud nine and sits in lotus position ::

I hear that inflatable loudspeakers are being hailed as the future of rock concerts. I'm not sure that this is relevant to the conversation, but as I haven't been in here since Friday, I may as well mention it.

So, my dears, what news of you all?

Hello Angelfeet, news is that there is no news today but hopefully normal services will be resumed soon. We apologise for any inconvenience.

wahwahwahahahahahahahahahah! *floats up over cloud nine wahwahahahahahahahahahwahahah! the question persicutors! *kates on the cealing (kate is short for bob) everyone, i'm off for muck i mean lunch

I'm all curried out, now more washing-up I really must stop eating and making plates dirty.

have you seen how many postings i have made in teh last 24 hours? curried out sounds good to me: when am i getting an invite to come round to have some curry or even better, dumplings

Its all about quality not quantity

470 and rising and i just made the 10,000 post on the questions thread making it the longest conversation on H2G2 ever but I haven't stopped yet 11,000 here we come

It sounds like 2Legs is trying to curry favour I get worse *buries head in hands in shame* 2Legs you are welcome to come round any time. How about curried dumplings?

vp. haven't managed to bump into you in the last few days