h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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I love your wine-cellar, darling

Well Thank you.. and there is more: besides the french wines we have the South American wines, South African, Australian, Armenian brandy,

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*is confused, is very confused*

Frequently happens.. seems to be related to consumption of alcohol.. nothing to worry about

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*seeking help she looks at her husband*

**Thoroughly confused by all this fancy foreign food and strange drink, having spent most of his life seeing off various Angles, Saxons, Picts, Romans, Vikings and other unmentionable barbarians.**

Let us, dear wife, have some langorous draping on sofas, and you, waiter matey, could you just peel some grapes please, so that I may feed them in a suggestive manner to my lady here? Thank you.

**Pulls up pile of 'Fly Fishing' by J.R. Hartley,complete with original yellowing pages, and sits on them**

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I hope they are seedless.

Peeled, seedless grapes.. but of course.. how many plates would that be?

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42 would be too much, wouldn't it?

42 plates peeled, seedless grapes: coming right on..



That's the first 21 plates...



And that makes 42.. Can I bring you something else??

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Cheese.

Cheese, but of course; will that be local product, goat, sheep, or perhaps french? from Normandy? Italian perhaps?

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*too many French memories return*

Oh, dear.. well.. we'd better not go into any detail maybe??
May I recommend the cheddar? perhaps with a drop of vintage port??

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I don't know. Maybe I should go to bed now...

Ah, but of course.. in that case I may recommend
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< no ... for moderator's sake I will not go any further >

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*another depreciative look and she leaves the library*