h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Got any gannet on a stick>?

Gannet on a stick.. no, sorry sir, it's been ages since I sold one of those..

[qG]
Obviously

[kA]

***Helps qG to her feet***

Not hungry after all???

[qG]
Yes

any spam?

Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; ; or lobster thermador ecrovets with a bournaise sause, served in the purple salm Mr. Bunor with chalots and overshies, garnished with truffle pate, brandy, a fried egg on top and spam.

[qG]
*links arms with her husband*

Okayyyyy... We'll start with a baguette.
Then oysters of course
After that... celery... stalks

What do you think about it?

Any drinks? I can recommend the glögg

[kA](Wondering how on earth these clever young things manage to get two dots on top of their o's)

Glo(with two dots)gg.. certainly not. Sound very foreign.
Oysters... absolutely. And I would, if I may, like to sit opposite you at the table.
Celery... Hmm, I think I will have to watch how you eat that too.

Skips over the piles of dusty books, eyes sparkling with anticipation.

ÖÖÖÖÖöööhhh.. the things you learn in "A place of enchantment and participation"





Bottle of white wine perhaps? or ?

*is very confused thought he'd walked into a library but it seems its some sort of resturant*

Yes, indeed.. we found the library didn't get that many customers as it should. So, with the aid of a marketing research agency, two independent consultants, and a catering firm we now offer a wider range of facilities to our visitors.
Can I get you some greeh?

*wonders if this creature is a mind reader as he was just thinking about greeh*

Err yes please and do you have the book "fishing for flies" by c r fortuneswell?

ÖÖÖÖÖöööhhh.. the things you learn in "A place of enchantment and participation"

Here's your greeh.. A collector's item this.. eightteen years old.. please don't spill any on the books?

And.. Fortuneswell.. d..e..f.. Fortune.. Fortuneswell.. Here we are.. "Fishing for Flies".. volume one or two?

You have volume two as well!

*jumps up and down in excitment*

Could I have both?

Well.. this IS the royal library! we do indeed have both volumes.
And greeh.

Sniff sniff

*he's sure he can smell burning*

I say do you smell burning?

öw.. I probably spilt a drop of greeh

*notices a large hole appearing in the floor*

You want to be carefull of that a person could easily faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!
*disapears down the ever enlarging hole*