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The church - big enough for dragon-weddings
Floh Fortuneswell Started conversation Jun 16, 2001
*Young slaves decorate the interior for the dragon-wedding*
The church - big enough for dragon-weddings
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 16, 2001
(Dragon spirit)
Nice, very, very tasteful..
The church - big enough for dragon-weddings
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 16, 2001
[Dragon's fiancée]
The slaves? Yes, especially the 12-year-old boys. 
The church - big enough for dragon-weddings
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 16, 2001
(Dragon)
And the best, thing, being dragons, we are supposed to eat young children 
so that sorts out the after-wedding dinner
The church - big enough for dragon-weddings
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 16, 2001
[Dragon's fiancée]
And we need VIIIRGINS!!!
The church - big enough for dragon-weddings
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 16, 2001
(Dragon)
Too right!!!!
The church - big enough for dragon-weddings
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 16, 2001
[Dragon's fiancée]
Hey, don't look at me like this.
Or did you forget that we both XXXXXXXXXX?
You do?
Well then...
You should know, that you will be the first one... 
The church - big enough for dragon-weddings
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 16, 2001
(Dragon) When will the wedding be, do we have a vicor or whatever for the ceramony?
Look at those slaves, what are they doing with that.....
The church - big enough for dragon-weddings
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 17, 2001
[Dragon's fiancée]
We should wait for some wedding guests. 
Isn't there a tradition saying bride and bridegroom shouldn't meet each other on their wedding-day before the ceremony?
Why don't you go and invite some people? I'll look after those slaves...
The church - big enough for dragon-weddings
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 17, 2001
[Dragon] 
[Dragon's fiancée] Hello? Are you sleeping again?
Sheesh, forget it...
[Dragon] 
[Dragon's fiancée]
Good morning
Okay, you stay here, I'm going to invite some foo... friends
The church - big enough for dragon-weddings
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 17, 2001
(Dragon)
but I can't garentee the safty of the food, I mean the slaves!
The church - big enough for dragon-weddings
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 17, 2001
[Dragon's fiancée]
Doesn't matter 
The church - big enough for dragon-weddings
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 17, 2001
(Dragon)
Ok my dear; have fun and much luck in finding who you looking for
The church - big enough for dragon-weddings
Infinity, Thingite Grand High Witch and wysiwyg the black cat. Please participate at A626221.South Africans to A579459 Posted Jun 18, 2001
(neither a slave nor a virgin)
Is this a private wedding or can anyone butt-in? Where's the reception gonna be? Will there be lots and lots of 
and 
? Can I have the dragon's share, 'cause and will put the dragon's fire out?
The church - big enough for dragon-weddings
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 18, 2001
(Dragon)
The more the merrier!
All are welcome, especially slaves or virgins, but as you are not either, you can still stay, but won't be eaten aftwerwards.
The church - big enough for dragon-weddings
Infinity, Thingite Grand High Witch and wysiwyg the black cat. Please participate at A626221.South Africans to A579459 Posted Jun 18, 2001
Hoorah!!!
Can I help look after the slaves and virgins?
The church - big enough for dragon-weddings
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 19, 2001
[Dragon's fiancée]
As long as you won't touch them...
Thank you
The church - big enough for dragon-weddings
Infinity, Thingite Grand High Witch and wysiwyg the black cat. Please participate at A626221.South Africans to A579459 Posted Jun 20, 2001
Yay! 
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 22, 2001
*Suddenly, a largeportion of the left wall of the curch collapses to reveal a large grey robot shaped like an upright walking beetle. After a short time, It said in a low, grinding voice…"Hi-ya! I'm the priest!" Looking at the two dragons, it said…"You must be the bride & groom
The church - big enough for dragon-weddings
knight of Dragoon Posted Jun 22, 2001
(Dragon Knight,with pet dragon)
My dragon has an invitation as a dragoon I am half dragon also so I recieved an invitationalso.
(Dragon roars in agreeent turns aroun and blasts the heck outta the robot)
My dragon is also a certified priest...........evil 
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The church - big enough for dragon-weddings
- 1: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 16, 2001)
- 2: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 16, 2001)
- 3: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 16, 2001)
- 4: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 16, 2001)
- 5: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 16, 2001)
- 6: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 16, 2001)
- 7: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 16, 2001)
- 8: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 16, 2001)
- 9: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 17, 2001)
- 10: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 17, 2001)
- 11: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 17, 2001)
- 12: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 17, 2001)
- 13: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 17, 2001)
- 14: Infinity, Thingite Grand High Witch and wysiwyg the black cat. Please participate at A626221.South Africans to A579459 (Jun 18, 2001)
- 15: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 18, 2001)
- 16: Infinity, Thingite Grand High Witch and wysiwyg the black cat. Please participate at A626221.South Africans to A579459 (Jun 18, 2001)
- 17: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 19, 2001)
- 18: Infinity, Thingite Grand High Witch and wysiwyg the black cat. Please participate at A626221.South Africans to A579459 (Jun 20, 2001)
- 19: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Jun 22, 2001)
- 20: knight of Dragoon (Jun 22, 2001)
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