A Conversation for CAMELOT (A place of enchantment and participation)

The church - big enough for dragon-weddings

Post 61

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - dragon
smiley - ok but who is going to perform the ceramony?


The church - big enough for dragon-weddings

Post 62

Floh Fortuneswell

[Dragon's fiancée]
I don't know, I really don't know smiley - cry


The church - big enough for dragon-weddings

Post 63

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...


Please don't smiley - crysmiley - hugsmiley - kisssmiley - cuddle maybe this ships Captain here could marry us?

Ships Captain>
Are we ready?
<


The church - big enough for dragon-weddings

Post 64

Floh Fortuneswell

[Dragon's fiancée]
Okay *sniff*


The church - big enough for dragon-weddings

Post 65

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...



Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, in the.......


The church - big enough for dragon-weddings

Post 66

Floh Fortuneswell

[Captain]
smiley - ermermsmiley - huh


The church - big enough for dragon-weddings

Post 67

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

(captain ?)
Do you take this .....


The church - big enough for dragon-weddings

Post 68

Floh Fortuneswell

[Captain??]
smiley - erm...dragon...


The church - big enough for dragon-weddings

Post 69

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

(Ships Captain)
I pronounce you dragon and smiley - erm dragoness?
You may kiss the bride

(Dragon)
oh! smiley - kisssmiley - smoochsmiley - kisssmiley - smooch


The church - big enough for dragon-weddings

Post 70

Sniffly, Utterly Insignificant Dragon-Keeper, Monty Python Aficionado, Bringer of Toasters and Cynic

{just then, a tall, skinny human burst in, accompanied by a huge red dragon with horns, who is holding a toaster}


hi, i'm albert, and this is my pal Stanley the dragon. Are we late?


are you a virgin or a slave?


no. by the way, stanley would like to present you with this beautiful toaster.


don't like toasters


I don't like you much either, ponce, i came to be polite


you lookin' for a fight?


Ok, i'll think I'll just go over here...


The church - big enough for dragon-weddings

Post 71

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

Horray!

[Sits on a rafter at the top of the curch and trows rice around]

Yay!


The church - big enough for dragon-weddings

Post 72

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

a, e o er am I is it did was smiley - erm
*curls up in a ball and rolls into the corner of the room::
*whimpers "wats goin on" smiley - erm


The church - big enough for dragon-weddings

Post 73

Floh Fortuneswell

[Mrs Dragon]
Everything's alright, darling smiley - kiss
We're married smiley - smooch
That's what's going onsmiley - cuddle
Let's gosmiley - bleep


The church - big enough for dragon-weddings

Post 74

Floh Fortuneswell

[Mrs Dragon]
Come on, darling, let' go.


The church - big enough for dragon-weddings

Post 75

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

(Mr Dragon>
Sorry smiley - kiss darling smiley - cuddle I don't know what came smiley - hugsmiley - smooch over me smiley - hugsmiley - ticklesmiley - smoochsmiley - kiss but smiley - kisssmiley - smoochsmiley - cuddle should we be smiley - hugsmiley - kisssmiley - cuddlesmiley - smoochsmiley - smoochsmiley - tickle in a Church smiley - hugsmiley - smoochsmiley - smooch oh smiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - smoochsmiley - kiss yes smiley - smooch yes smiley - kiss oh smiley - cuddlesmiley - smoochsmiley - smoochsmiley - kisssmiley - smoochsmiley - grovelsmiley - smoochsmiley - hugsmiley - kisssmiley - cuddle


The church - big enough for dragon-weddings

Post 76

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

And that's my cue to exit...

[continues to stare]


The church - big enough for dragon-weddings

Post 77

Floh Fortuneswell

[Mrs Dragon]
Yes smiley - kiss I think smiley - hugsmiley - smooch so too. smiley - tickle? stop this, please smiley - grovelsmiley - grovelpleeeaaase smiley - cuddlesmiley - smooch. Let's gosmiley - bleepsmiley - bleep


The church - big enough for dragon-weddings

Post 78

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

All right, see ya. Maybe you should create a new conversation at your house so as we can continue to converse?


The church - big enough for dragon-weddings

Post 79

Floh Fortuneswell

First comes honeymoon smiley - smiley


The church - big enough for dragon-weddings

Post 80

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

Well, I can't join that unlees I get a job at the resort...


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