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Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 25, 2001
is that throne as in kings throne, or throne as in toilet?
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
RedfoxIII Posted Jun 25, 2001
I hope dragoon never gets that dragon dung out of his hair!
Anyway, (pulls out 4' long broad sword) I'll go after him in the defense of those dragons, who have (I believe) never hurt anyone on purpose.
The Knight of Dragoon has met his match, a lunatic with a sword! Or...uh...wait... I mean, the Valiant Red Fox!
(mounts horse, and in an attempt to ride off into the sunset, falls into a hole in the ground he didn't see)
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 25, 2001
hehe, your story is all wrong....
dragoon is the one defending the dragons...
I'm not hurting any dragons, with the exception of dragoon...
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 26, 2001
[Imp Ortant]
Uhm, which type of throne comes in pairs?
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 26, 2001
I...I don't know....
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
RedfoxIII Posted Jun 26, 2001
Thanx for the correction, Clipboard.
AnywaY, i still plan to make 
out of Dragoon when he comes back.
Scuse me now, I'm off to STUMPED
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 26, 2001
[Imp Ortant]
How am I supposed to steal a Throne if it's not part of a pair?! I think I'll have to return to the boss and get her to help me figure it out.
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 26, 2001
End of logic error...restart? (Y/N)
N
Who needs logic?! BWAHAHAHAHAH!
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 26, 2001
[Imp Ortant]
Boss, I couldn't figure out which throne to steal.
[SW]
uhhhmm, steali...
[Evil Looking Demon Dude]
(Rudely interupting)
Well Ortant, if there were two thrones, just steal the one you like better. That's what you Imps normally do, isn't it?
[Imp Ortant]
Gotcha! I'll be back with the throne soon. *Dissapears*
[SW]
Wait! That's not what I meant!
[Evil Looking Demon Dude] 
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 27, 2001
There's something about that demon dude which makes me fel uneasy...He's far too impolite, and he hasen't introduced himself properly...
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 27, 2001
[Evil Looking Demon Dude]
Hello Clipboard: The Technomancer & The Cynic, I'm an Evil Looking Demon Dude, you can call me Dude if you like. Demons of MY stature never reveal their true names for a number of reasons. I just stand around tormenting Imps, and occasionally people.
Oh, and by the way, would you like to sell your soul?
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 27, 2001
Naw, I'm sure I can still find some use for it...
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 27, 2001
[Evil Looking Demon Dude]
If you sell me your soul I'll give you your heart's desire in return. Tell me, what is your heart's desire?
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 27, 2001
A BEER!
no, wait ! THREE BEERS!
hold on... I' don't drink....
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
RedfoxIII Posted Jun 27, 2001
Well, unless its a public Bathroom, There should only be one Toilet! 
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 27, 2001
Imp Ortant, deciding that the pair of thrones consists of one monarch's chair and one toiles steals the one he likes better. Given the jeuvenile sense of humour most Imps possess, you should be able to figure out what gets stolen.
And if you can't.... TOUGH!
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 27, 2001
This just keeps on getting more and more interesting...
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
knight of Dragoon Posted Jun 29, 2001
Dragoon)
give it up losers
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 29, 2001
"tilt with me, wilt thou? I thinkest not, tater tot!"
-milk & cheese
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 29, 2001
Imp Ortant proudly present SW with a toilet.
the Evil Looking Demon Dude starts laughing
Some unlucky individual looks at the place where the toilet SHOULD be in confusion
SW attempts to calmly explain that "Stealing the Throne" is a figure of speach and it really means taking over rulership of a kingdom.
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- 41: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Jun 25, 2001)
- 42: RedfoxIII (Jun 25, 2001)
- 43: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Jun 25, 2001)
- 44: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 26, 2001)
- 45: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Jun 26, 2001)
- 46: RedfoxIII (Jun 26, 2001)
- 47: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 26, 2001)
- 48: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Jun 26, 2001)
- 49: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 26, 2001)
- 50: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Jun 27, 2001)
- 51: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 27, 2001)
- 52: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Jun 27, 2001)
- 53: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 27, 2001)
- 54: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Jun 27, 2001)
- 55: RedfoxIII (Jun 27, 2001)
- 56: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 27, 2001)
- 57: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Jun 27, 2001)
- 58: knight of Dragoon (Jun 29, 2001)
- 59: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Jun 29, 2001)
- 60: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 29, 2001)
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