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Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Ice, King of Dragon Roost, Neuro Surgeon of Clan McThing Posted Jun 19, 2001
(King Ice)
Look buddy! I rule this land, so will you please disembark at once?
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
knight of Dragoon Posted Jun 19, 2001
(knight)
As i can see you fight like a unknown charachter BUT NOW YOU SEE WHAT I REALLY AM!!!!!!!!!!(knight leans back and dragon wings rip from his back and in a flash of light the enemys are all destroyed and there is no trace of them)beat that nave.
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Ice, King of Dragon Roost, Neuro Surgeon of Clan McThing Posted Jun 19, 2001
(King Ice)
I have a strange feeling that he will return, knight.
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
knight of Dragoon Posted Jun 19, 2001
(knight)
no doubt in that king.
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
knight of Dragoon Posted Jun 19, 2001
(knight)
no doubt in that king.
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
knight of Dragoon Posted Jun 19, 2001
(knight)
no doubt in that king.
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Ice, King of Dragon Roost, Neuro Surgeon of Clan McThing Posted Jun 19, 2001
(King Ice gently smacks the knight in the side of his head.)
Sorry about that knight. Your record was skipping!
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 20, 2001
[Evil Stumped Agent] 
I HAVE RETURNED!
Did you really think you could get rid of me THAT easily? Why don't you try fighting THESE!
**Several robotic beasts appear and attack**
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 22, 2001
As a fellow STUMPED agent, how about a hand?! I have a vendetta against dragoon for destroying my robot priest!
[three upright walking beetle shaped robots appear, each standing 5'8'' and wielding pulse weapons. Clipboard and the robots attack dragoon with a teleport bomb, temporarely sending him to the lower ionosphere]
clipboard- I'm gonna have to start useing those teleport bombs more often...
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 22, 2001
now, then... should I go to the camelot pub to boast about my victory, or NUKE THIS ENTIRE PLACE...
Well I generally like dragons, with exception of dragoon knight, so I'll go to the pub & boast... see ya later!
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 22, 2001
[Evil STUMPED Agent]
"Humm, he wasn't here very long. Oh well, guess I'll just have to conquer this place on my own."
Several Dracoliches appear.
"Attack them my Minnions!!"
[Head Dracolich]
"Attack whome? Or should that be who?" *Heads off to get a dictionary.
[Dracolich Second In Command]
"Why should we attack them?"
[Another Dracolich]
"Yeah, What's in it for us?"
[Evil STUMPED Agent]
**Sigh**
"You'll get your usuall payment"
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 22, 2001
Hi, I'm back. Hey, need any help taking over?
[whips out a reality ray gun]
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 23, 2001
[EVIL STUMPED Agent]
I'd love some help.
[Imp Ortant]
Look, I know we're supposed to stael half of every pair, but could I try something different for a change?
[Evil STUMPED Agent]
Sure, why don't you try stealing the throne?
[Imp Ortant]
You Got it boss!
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
knight of Dragoon Posted Jun 24, 2001
Evil Knight)
IM BACKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!(he charges a huge blast and destroys all
the minions and then flys at the two masters).AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(*his battle cry!!!!)
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 25, 2001
That seems like the kind of battle cry which would require a lozenge...
[Leaps out of dragoons way, and winces with sympathy as dragoon plows into a pile of dragon manure]
...Um... how about we continue this after you have a bath, Dragoon...
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 25, 2001
[Imp Ortant]
Sneaks into the Palace.
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Ice, King of Dragon Roost, Neuro Surgeon of Clan McThing Posted Jun 25, 2001
(King Ice is waiting inside the palace)
(King Ice)
Wait! What do you want with this place? I'll offer you a deal...
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 25, 2001
[Mademoiselle]
Deal?
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Queen Almasy, Godess of Haphazardness, Guardian of Smileys of Clan Mcthing, Ruler of Hedgehogs, Needing a hug Posted Jun 25, 2001
hello Colin 
Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 25, 2001
[Imp Ortant]
GIVE ME YOUR THRONE!!
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Dragon Roost- the land of (go figure) dragons!!
- 21: Ice, King of Dragon Roost, Neuro Surgeon of Clan McThing (Jun 19, 2001)
- 22: knight of Dragoon (Jun 19, 2001)
- 23: Ice, King of Dragon Roost, Neuro Surgeon of Clan McThing (Jun 19, 2001)
- 24: knight of Dragoon (Jun 19, 2001)
- 25: knight of Dragoon (Jun 19, 2001)
- 26: knight of Dragoon (Jun 19, 2001)
- 27: Ice, King of Dragon Roost, Neuro Surgeon of Clan McThing (Jun 19, 2001)
- 28: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 20, 2001)
- 29: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Jun 22, 2001)
- 30: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Jun 22, 2001)
- 31: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 22, 2001)
- 32: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Jun 22, 2001)
- 33: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 23, 2001)
- 34: knight of Dragoon (Jun 24, 2001)
- 35: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Jun 25, 2001)
- 36: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 25, 2001)
- 37: Ice, King of Dragon Roost, Neuro Surgeon of Clan McThing (Jun 25, 2001)
- 38: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 25, 2001)
- 39: Queen Almasy, Godess of Haphazardness, Guardian of Smileys of Clan Mcthing, Ruler of Hedgehogs, Needing a hug (Jun 25, 2001)
- 40: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 25, 2001)
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