A Conversation for CAMELOT (A place of enchantment and participation)
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Orcus Posted May 25, 2001
[God]
*chucks a few lightning bolts through the window to add dramatic effect to the choir*
*Thunder rumbles loudly around*
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted May 25, 2001
[God]
Sorry 'bout that ... trapped wind.
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You can call me TC Posted May 25, 2001
[Guinevere - voice still like Elizabeth from Blackadder]
Ooh Arthur - you get that sometimes in bed, don't you?
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Munchkin Posted May 25, 2001
[Choir] *Picks itself out of the remains of the mistrels gallery, after the lightening strike*
[Choir master type comedy bit part serf]Crikey guv'nor, at this rate we'll soon be right out of tenors, like.
[Choir] *Launch into something a little higher, and hopefully less attractive to god*
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Mimyal Posted May 25, 2001
[Arthur]
*Looking at Ginnie (for short) adoration in his eyes*
Sorry my angel, I missed what you said?
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You can call me TC Posted May 25, 2001
[Guinevere] *rolls eyes* O, never mind Arthur. Thank you Mr Relate Counsellor, we shan't be needing you, in fact I think my husband rather needs his ears testing.
*louder* I said: "Isn't it time we were in bed, Arthur" 
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted May 25, 2001
[Arthur]
Milk and one please
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nim the cat (STILL choking in air pollution) Posted May 26, 2001
[Vivien]
(still getting no response from Merlin)
Oh, well, if anyone would point me in the direction of the battle I'll be gone...
(smiling seductively at Galahad)
... maybe you'll escort me there?
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You can call me TC Posted May 26, 2001
[Galahad]
*Continues sweating, but gets up off his knees*
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nim the cat (STILL choking in air pollution) Posted May 26, 2001
[Vivien]
Just a moment, these medieval dresses are not the thing for a battle...
WHAM!!!
(changes into Xena outfit)
no
(changes into samurai outfit)
oops
(changes into a cuddly kitten, jumps into Galahad's arms 
)
that's better but still...
(changes - still in G's arms - into an oriental-looking tight black leather outfit which leaves nothing to imagination)
(Galahad faints)
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted May 26, 2001
[Galahad's Imagination]
Well that's it! I've just about had enough here, being suppressed all these years by a choirboy mentality *protest songs start upstairs at the thought that their teenage lack of purity was being impuned* and a lack of courage. I was beginning to give up hope, and just when his libedo gets awakened, she takes away any need for me! Hah! I'm off!
*Imagination storms out of the war room and crashes into the h2g2 Orchestra who are coming in slightly ahead of a dramatic twist in the story*
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You can call me TC Posted May 26, 2001
[Guinevere - still in that nerve-wracking way of hers]
Galahad - are you all right? Come over here, the orchestra will trample on you and push the pointy bits of their cellos through your armour... Come ALONG ! I'm dying to know what that orchestra are up to. .... cor! look at that trumpeter's mouthpiece!
*Just then, the orchestra strikes up a dramatic link and the story takes a breathtaking turn....*
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Mimyal Posted May 27, 2001
[Vivien]
*Flashes into her darkest black dress and leaves the room in a sulk.*
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nim the cat (STILL choking in air pollution) Posted May 28, 2001
[Vivien]
*Returns in even deeper sulk, stages a nervous-breakdown ala GOD, leaves the room in ruins and everybody present including choir and narrator struck by lightning 
*
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You can call me TC Posted May 28, 2001
[Guinevere]
Gosh, that's torn it!
What happened to all those W.R.E.N.S. and officers and the big table with maps and
WHERE'S ARTHUR?
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Morpheus(Tuborg beer) Posted May 28, 2001
Considering the fact that I am new to the delights of the War Room, I must excuse myself beforehand for my blunt and down right dull addition to your exciting and on-the-edge conversation. Anyway, life the universe and everything eh? Lets bomb the rubbish to hell I say, but that is just me...
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Morpheus(Tuborg beer) Posted May 28, 2001
[GUINEVERE]
*bombs al lot of bombs right down on the bloody ******* white house*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, DAMN the pitiful life the universe and everything, lets BLOW it up! Who is with me?? ;-D
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nim the cat (STILL choking in air pollution) Posted May 28, 2001
[Vivien]
(reappears and starts to give out a variety of bombs)
Explosions for each and every taste!
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You can call me TC Posted May 28, 2001
[Arthur]
There - did that make the earth move for you, Gwinny, my love?
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- 41: Orcus (May 25, 2001)
- 42: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (May 25, 2001)
- 43: You can call me TC (May 25, 2001)
- 44: Munchkin (May 25, 2001)
- 45: Floh Fortuneswell (May 25, 2001)
- 46: Mimyal (May 25, 2001)
- 47: You can call me TC (May 25, 2001)
- 48: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (May 25, 2001)
- 49: nim the cat (STILL choking in air pollution) (May 26, 2001)
- 50: You can call me TC (May 26, 2001)
- 51: nim the cat (STILL choking in air pollution) (May 26, 2001)
- 52: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (May 26, 2001)
- 53: You can call me TC (May 26, 2001)
- 54: Mimyal (May 27, 2001)
- 55: nim the cat (STILL choking in air pollution) (May 28, 2001)
- 56: You can call me TC (May 28, 2001)
- 57: Morpheus(Tuborg beer) (May 28, 2001)
- 58: Morpheus(Tuborg beer) (May 28, 2001)
- 59: nim the cat (STILL choking in air pollution) (May 28, 2001)
- 60: You can call me TC (May 28, 2001)
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