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Bleep.

Post 1

Elbow Yangle

Bleep is a very powerful statement to make my friend. Are you sure that hmph would not have been a better ending, more "evil-government" friendly? Next time you're down the pub, I'll buy u a pint...smiley - winkeye


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Post 2

Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld.

It only comes out as bleep cos the BBC have to bleep out all the naughty words like in South Park smiley - smiley
What I was trying to say was smiley - bleeping bsmiley - bleep have just gone too smiley - bleeping far with the smiley - bleepsmiley - bleepsmiley - bleep


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Post 3

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Yesss...
well you can go to the smiley - bleeping smiley - bleep, smiley - bleep! So there!
Be told. smiley - smiley


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Post 4

Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld.

smiley - bleep!


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Post 5

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Oh! smiley - bleep!
Yes...


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Post 6

Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld.

BEEP.

As opposed to smiley - bleep


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Post 7

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Fizzzzzzz-pop!

As opposed to BEEP, as opposed to smiley - bleep!

And be told.

smiley - winkeye



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Post 8

Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld.

Enough with the smiley - bleeping already! Where's that pint?


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Post 9

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

It's still in the bar where you left it!
(the bar bloke has said it's gone a bit flat, but apparently you can get a free refill...)

burble?


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Post 10

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

And if your name isn't actually Fred, is it actually Bob? maybe? possibly?


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Post 11

Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld.

No - it's not Rob. It's not Dave or Jon or Timmy either. Oh, and it's not Cecil. It's actually smiley - bleepsmiley - bleep and has been for a long time smiley - smiley


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Post 12

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Is it maybe Gregory?
I'll tell you that mine is most certainly not Bert, as people often think.
Found your pint yet?
love Ozzel-plip.


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Post 13

Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld.

Ozzel-Plip? That's a wonderful name. Wish I'd have thought of it.


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Post 14

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Isn't it wonderfull what the imagination will do for you!


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Post 15

Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld.

Mine gets me into trouble.


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Post 16

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Well, there is that, yes. Like the pickeled cow thing, it got awfully out of hand, and very messy.


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Post 17

Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld.

Hmmm - mine tends to get me into trouble when I think out-loud. Especially on the train.


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Post 18

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

On the train? Yeah, I can see how that might be bad.

Has the bar bloke found you that pint yet???


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Post 19

Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld.

Yeah, the cheeky get tried to give me a shandy bass. Much prefer kerosene/anti-freeze cocktails.


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Post 20

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

It's all good, but I have definitly learnt not to mix my drinks.
I think one pan-galactic gargal blaster is quite enough!


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