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Post 701

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Wel i had to kill you, you tried to kick me off the course.


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Post 702

Teasswill

There was beetroot in it.


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Post 703

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

They are stupid, that is why they have taken over 24 hours since they first dilivered half my shopping to diliver a little bit more, but not entirely so smiley - grr


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Post 704

Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia.

One of the pints must have been bad


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Post 705

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I set fire to it, so it doesn't work anymore.


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Post 706

Tonto

I have an allergy to lipstick!


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Post 707

Lady Scott

I think I'm allergic to Ala****er.


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Post 708

You can call me TC

Yes, but don't you think it *almost* looks the same as (insert programme in use in your office here)


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Post 709

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

The reason i fell down the flight of steps leading to the Gents toilet, at Kings Cross station, on the way to the meet was because I was sobre, evidence being provided by my lack of falling down the same steps on the return journey, when I was most certainly drunk.
It wasn't my fault I was drunk, they kept serving me. smiley - biggrin


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Post 710

Tonto

But he showed me some top quality fake ID!


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Post 711

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Its a fake, well thats well spotted smiley - whistlesmiley - laugh


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Post 712

Tonto

I use Oil of Olay and that is why my face looks so young!!!


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Post 713

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I use lard, which is why my complection is so perfect smiley - biggrin


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Post 714

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

Because.


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Post 715

Tonto

Without Lard, Mark would fall to pieces!


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Post 716

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - laughsmiley - biggrin as would i... smiley - laughsmiley - biggrin I, which is the problem... smiley - laughsmiley - huh I wasn't paying attention


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Post 717

Tonto

I've only just had breakfast so it would be far too early to have lunch unless it is free, it is, oh all right then!


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Post 718

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I've only just eaten, and thats why I've not washed up... Yet...


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Post 719

Tonto

I thought the helper monkeys would wash up!


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Post 720

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I am that* monkey smiley - laughsmiley - biggrin


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