h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to h2g2 - this is the thread to ask your questions and meet other researchers, old and new! So don't be shy, come in and say hi! The kettle's on...

Good morning everybody.
*BONG!*
Oh... good afternoon everybody!

* He waves & sighs at Abi...caring not a jot that EV is 'bonging' on in the corner... *

Hello Gerald!!

That's Geraldo NOW !!!

are you pronouncing the 'h'?

* M.K creeps in wearing a black & white striped skivy, a peaked beret & a huge black moustache... *

Pizza delivery for Mama Peta !!!

* HE looks around nervously for any security guards and espys his chance to do his worst... *

* He uploads the 'Mad Geraldo' virus into Abi's computer... *

M.K*

*launches the patented Moxon search and destroy anti virus guard*

Thank you - can we get on with the job of welcoming newbies please?

* HE walks in as somewhat of a Mexican standoff ensues...*

* Which quickly evaporates as neither can claim such heritage... *

Good Morning !!!

Or is it Goodnight ? Well it's patently silly isn't it as you're at least 50% wrong either way...

I could talk of the activities of the H2G2 Guardian Angels who under normal circumstances do a wonderful jobs of helping out New Users, see...

http://www.h2g2.com/A300943

...but I'm afraid they are rather preoccupied with celebrating at the 50th Guardian Angel Party Extravaganza !!!

Here...

http://www.h2g2.com/A399675

You might be able to get some sense out of them there, but I would be far more concerned with the promise of free alcohol there...!!!

BTW Why not sign-up for the chance of winning $1,000,000 monopoly dollars in the Online Survivor Challenge, here...

http://www.h2g2.com/A309775

The kettle must of brewed by now Abi...

- Simply, High Spirited.

*taps Abi on the shoulder*
We can't welcome the newbies, there aren't any.

Fancy a game of Quidditch then?

Good timezone everyone

Quidditch?

*runs away from the Harry Potter influence*

* sighs... *

It must be my turn to play the newbie...

M.K* - Just Carpet Bombing Reality... (as usual)

I will not hear a word against JK Rowling or Harry and especially not the Weasleys - they are better then Prozac. Don't know how I would wade through the crap without them

*looks upwards as the conversation flies way over his head*

Hey EV - why not break the habit of a lifetime and read a book or if that is too radical the tape version is read by Stephen Fry.

*rushes off to increase his knowledge of children's fiction*

Hello. Greebo T Cat said I should come here. Nice site so far.