h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As if anyone would do that! *looks innocent*

Not me in my pre-italicised days *looks even more innocent*

And certainly none of the ACEs would do that, that would be right out.
*wishes there was an innocent smiley with a halo*

So what gossip have us newbies missed out on which is behind those presvious comments by the ACE's eh?

gossip *looks postively maidenly* I don't know what you mean

Quick EV get Abislawyer - I am not saying anything without legal representation

*adopts accent of Mañuel from Fawlty Towers* I know nothing.

Well there have been quite a few on site relationships and Ginger met her fiance on the site which is lovely. Shazz and Towelmaster met here and Ant met his girlfriend on site too I think.

*starts to hum 'love is in the air'* I think it is something in the water!

Umm... fish?

What a coincidence! Apart from the attractive bit, I am a teenage female from England. As far as I know. No jokes. But, as I said, I'm not so hot on the attractive side. Why are you so interested anyway? I'm pretty sure I don't want to go out with you or anything daft like that. I'm new, and a bit worried about some of the people I've read things from (you're no exception, whoever that was that said whatever it was), and also crazy. I like the fish.

Although I only joined today, I'm quite intelligent and have already got the general idea of what to do. Actually it's probably more to do with the fact H2G2 are SO helpful and nice etc.etc. [innocent face] I won't bore you any longer wth things you don't want to know about, Byebye lûv Clelba

Wait a minute, my message just got posted to a different message, it had nothing to do with what I was talking about. I've just embarassed myself (blushes and cries for three hours solid cos noone loves me)

Oh, right. (realisation dawns). I was replying to a posting from ages ago and I didn't realise the forum went on for longer. never mind, it's no more embarassing than a lot of other things I do.

Don't worry about it, I do that all the time, too.

In the old days (about 2 weeks ago), the entire forum thread was loaded at once, so you didn't have to mess around with the "wiev older" and "wiev newer"-buttons, but that meant your server would time out before you'd finished loading the *really* long posts.

~Bistro

Well, I think they are already doing it - what about the 'Heaven Sent' Dating Agency?

Well...... Given half a chance Yes !
oh not glorified..... just free !!

you still havn't answered my question !

well that is fair enough - well done you will fit in just fine

There are thousands of them out there, just waiting for you Phord!

Well you don't think you could ask them to come and find me, could you?

I'm scared :~( !!!!!

Alright I am coming over to your page to find out all about you!