h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to h2g2! Cup of tea any one?

Hi Abi! Where've you been this last week? I've left a load of posting all over the place for you...

...I'll leave it to you to track them down

Oh yeah - a big hello to any new users who have made it this far!!!

Justin I was sorting out the arrangements for the party. Hmmm where to start searching for your messages? Its a pretty big place you know!

How are you?

I'm pretty good! (although this has turned into an extended revision break *slapped wrists!*)

I think the posts were basically (a) Yes, I'd like to become an ACE
and (b) This tree that was planted as a memorial to your friend - where exactly should it be?

Anyway, I'd better disappear for the time being

Where are all the newbies?

*shrugs shoulders* dunno.

I have got you on my list to be an ace and I post directions to the tree already

Where? I must have missed them? Though I'm not sure how?

salut! nup, not french, student. i used to think paper-cuts were the worst type of pain, you know, but i've become enlightened to the thorough extent of toe-stubbing pain. yeah, so, i'm new, hi, etc., etc.. I think i really could get used to this fish-thing it's so cute. like our new goslings. or me, indeed, i'm a fish sometimes you know.

Well hello to you!

And hello from me too! I am Abi - the Deputy Community Editor. Welcome!

Hi - I am a newbie. Some one told me that this was a good place to come.

Just wanted to poke my nose into the conversation--someone want to help me out here?

Hi there! im new (obviously) and thought it the polite thing to introduce myself. Check out my page!

HELLO ABI,
I TO AM A NEW USER. HAVING ONLY RECENTLY LANDED, I GAZE AT MY SORROUNDINGS IN THE SAME MANNER THAT ONE WOULD EXPECT FROM A PIG STUDYING A PIANO KEYBOARD.DOES THE PAIN SUBSIDE?

Bon Jour! his is new user 126250 Summer Dragon. Yeah, paper cuts are bad...but have you tried nail bending? You started this! Fish? Fish? Don't eat the babel fish or we're all in trouble.

* A number of coronets parp away merrily in your honour... *

Greetings & Salutations !!!

I would like to welcome you on behalf of the H2G2 Guardian Angels ...

Honestly, you should pop-in some time for a spot of tea.

They are awfully welcoming, well some of them...

Who knows, you might even walk away with your own Guardian Angel !!!

This week Saint Tweetie will give the definitive masterclass in the art of Impossible Escapes, so if you’ve got say a family/class reunion coming up or you have just realised that your social circle consists solely of ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, it should be an essential discussion...

http://www.h2g2.com/A300943

By the way, it's not a good idea to talk in French around St Justin, he finds hard enough to keep to his vows as it is...

- Simply, High Spirited.

Yo habla espanol.

Hi. I'm Joanna, not a newbie, but pleased to meet you all.
Have fish:

Don't worry it does get better - and the ACEs and I are here to hold your hand!

Hello. I. Am. The. One. Four. Seven. One. Lady
I. Am. The. One. That. Tells. You. Who. Called. You. Last. If. You. Dial. One. Four. Seven. One. In. The. U. K. And. I. Am. New. Here

hello, I'm new here too. how do I make a fish?