h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well *looks around*

Menza isn't here so have a

Is this supposed to be a clue?

Call in the Bloodhounds!

I read about using names for advertising things like the Park, but what about the "Popper of Bubbles" thing? Are you an arch enemy of Joanna (Princess of Darkness) or something?

Confused, Lusk

...wanders in...wondering if she's in the right place

Hello!....anybody there?

Hello! Yes, there is someone here... I hope! Welcome to h2g2!

Ermmm what is it with those increasing long names Justin? I am just a little confused!

Um... Just a way of filling up space, I s'pose

so can i ask what fluencing is?

It's to do with magic. I think it's a pune, or play on words - perhaps it should really be 'Bachelor *in* Fluencing'

you know the creativity of the people on this site never ceases to leave me in wonder!

It's not me that was being creative though! The BF and Doctorate are actual qualifications that I have from Unseen University, Ankh Morpork! I just thought it was time I advertised the fact...

Hi there...

Firstly why are we in a w/c? and what on earth is happening in here???

Hello *smile*

Sorry it's taken me so long to reply - I've been writing my very first article. Nice to meet you. Steer clear of those CMOT sausages in a bun.

Is this a wc? I don't know my way around yet.

w/c in this context short for week commencing.
no, really!

And secondly, why do people keep ordering TiaMaria and Coke? I couldn't have one last night in the bar my area was ************** for some reason.

CMOT???

I thionk Ishtar is referring to CMOT Dibbler, of Discworld fame. The CMOT stands for Cut-My-Own-Throat, as he regularly says '... and that's cutting my own throat!' He's a very trying salesman, who often falls back on selling sausages-inna-bun. There's always one...

Oh i am lost!!
What do i do(despair!).....THIS LOOKS FUN oopps lost it again,
I seem to be having trouble getting to grips with this.Two left feet and all that....HELP!!!!!!!!!!

Don't panic. It's okay.
It is fun. You're doing okay, you've made it to the new users thread, you can reply to posts.....
What do you want to do?

Hello - no it's short for water closet, i.e. toilet, lavatory, loo, bathroom, comfort station, ladies, gents etc.